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PubOption's avatar

Something with clay, perhaps?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Has Glenn Beck heard about this?

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Daed si Luap.

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

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chascates's avatar

You should never, ever put mescaline in the queso.

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chascates's avatar

InfoWars has today's tribute to Dice:<i>

Political prankster Mark Dice has once again documented how many young Americans are completely disconnected from reality, capturing California college students signing a fake petition to imprison all legal gun owners in concentration camps and even to have them executed. “We just want to make sure we disarm the citizens. We can trust the government to be the only ones with guns.” Dice said to students on campus in San Diego, while they unquestioningly signed the petition to “repeal the Second Amendment.” “These peasants don’t need guns,” Dice stated, adding “We want to put all registered gun owners in prison,” prompting one student to replay “Yes, it’s too dangerous.” for people to own guns. “It’s just a simple repeal of the Second Amendment and we’ll be terminating and executing all of the gun owners.” Dice told another signatory who replied “OK, thank you.” and walked off.</i>

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

You got Benghazi in my Chemtrails!

You got Chemtrails in my Benghazi!!

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bobbert's avatar

You <i>are</i> the Brute Squad.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

ǝuᴉʇlɐʌO ɹno⅄ ʞuᴉɹp o┴ ǝɹnS ǝq

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Lefty Mark's avatar

The censor wasn't Justin time.

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Their secret ceremonies include the ritual consumption of filled powdered doughnuts or sweet popovers which are washed down with a drink consisting of dark beer mixed with sparkling wine.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

For one thing, it's damn near impossible to find anyone who knows how to fix them. They don't as a rule advertise their service.

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CALIFORNICATION LIBEL!!!1!!1!!!!!!

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The video zooms in and out on the Seattle cheerleaders', um, shorts, but when it come to Denver's cheerleaders, it zooms in and out on their crop tops. There must be a secret meaning there!

Also too, I'm not sure if anyone else noticed this, but the names of the cheerleaders for each team are presented in <i>alphabetical order!</i> Coincidence? <b>I don't think so!!!!!</b>

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Lefty Mark's avatar

What does Fox And Friends say?

<i>Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah! Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah! </i>

"What does it matter now?"

<i>I don't I don't I don't know I don't I don't I don't know</i>

What went on that night...

<i>You mean you mean you mean Benghazi? You mean you mean you mean Benghazi?</i>

Answer's in the clouds...

What does the Issay?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

You're not my brother!

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