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I read this story on a different newspaper's website (AJC). It mentioned that he didn't have a permit for the monkey. Florida, where you can carry a gun without a permit but not a monkey.

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That's because being a complete tool is his thing.

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Guess he's left with pet rocks....

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Hell even Bill Nye went Big Ag after his meetings with Monsanto where he came out entirely pro-GMO after having gone in saying there needs to be caution on releasing modified organisms into the wild. But he would not present the data that changed his opinion since it was under NDA. Sorry, that's not how science works, Bill, but is how kickbacks work so it looks really bad...Trump bad.

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Jen Psaki’s last name is pronounced that way because she is part Greek. Did you know that?

Also, I like puppies.

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Priorities, man...

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Damn, I can't keep the crooks separate.

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Not enough Tammy Faye make up and hair dyed into blonde oblivion...

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Pardonnez-moi, Monsieur, but does your minkey 'ave a lee-SANCE?

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Add to list Tucker couldn't find:

Intelligent Life on FoxA sense or moral purposeHis penis

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Actually, from a strategic sense, I kind of like her being the Face of "We're not your Dad's GOP".

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I think Joe said something about having someone who knows where the bodies are buried.

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I can’t fathom this. Cannot.

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They only carried T rump's press briefing because there weren't any.

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Hungarian is off in a corner with Estonian and Finnish. None are Indo-European languages.

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I don't think there's a pressure washer powerful enough to clean that stench.

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