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susan_g's avatar

I read this story on a different newspaper's website (AJC). It mentioned that he didn't have a permit for the monkey. Florida, where you can carry a gun without a permit but not a monkey.

Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

That's because being a complete tool is his thing.

rtpoeman's avatar

Guess he's left with pet rocks....

Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

Hell even Bill Nye went Big Ag after his meetings with Monsanto where he came out entirely pro-GMO after having gone in saying there needs to be caution on releasing modified organisms into the wild. But he would not present the data that changed his opinion since it was under NDA. Sorry, that's not how science works, Bill, but is how kickbacks work so it looks really bad...Trump bad.

Parakeetist's avatar

Jen Psaki’s last name is pronounced that way because she is part Greek. Did you know that?

Also, I like puppies.

Arolpin's avatar

Damn, I can't keep the crooks separate.

SS's avatar

Not enough Tammy Faye make up and hair dyed into blonde oblivion...

Werewolf's avatar

Pardonnez-moi, Monsieur, but does your minkey 'ave a lee-SANCE?

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Add to list Tucker couldn't find:

Intelligent Life on FoxA sense or moral purposeHis penis

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Actually, from a strategic sense, I kind of like her being the Face of "We're not your Dad's GOP".

cmd RadicalLIBRaphaelWarnock's avatar

I think Joe said something about having someone who knows where the bodies are buried.

FurryCaterwauling's avatar

I can’t fathom this. Cannot.

Zap's avatar

They only carried T rump's press briefing because there weren't any.

FurryCaterwauling's avatar

Hungarian is off in a corner with Estonian and Finnish. None are Indo-European languages.

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I don't think there's a pressure washer powerful enough to clean that stench.