Answers From Above

* A bird took a shit on President Bush. Then he wiped the shit off. [ AmericaBlog ]

* Fathers keep their daughters out of the clear heels by not naming them "Monica." [ Political Arithmetik ]

* John Edwards passes the gay test. [ Pandagon ]

* "Al Gore has transcended." [ HuffPo ]

* Notoriously bad courtesy laugher Ron Paul to be put to the test by Bill Maher. [ TechPresident ]

* John McCain, Barack Obama, Matt Drudge, and a bong. [ Election Central ]