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I just got my first shot. 10 more minutes before I can go home

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Aunty Maxine don't play.

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Congratulations

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Wahoo!!!! And kudos for checking in from the waiting room!

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EVERYONE needs to tell Jim Jordan to shut up. ALWAYS.

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Fauci thought bubble: If you assholes ever just wore the masks, we'd be open already.

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I don't think Jordan should shut up. I think he should kep making an ass out of himself. What needs to happen is his illiterate constituents should realize Jordan is killing them with his bullshit. But I have no hope of that. They're idiots.

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https://www.mediaite.com/ne...

What’s going on? I’m confused:-(

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Ya know...Baconzgood's real name is a root of the name "Jim".

So to ONLY GUYS NAMED THIS CAN READ.

If I hear someone call me "Jim" or "Jimmy" or "Jamie" or "Jimbo" or "Jamson", I will not only know what their relationship is to me, but when the last time I saw them.

This dude sucks.90% of "James" kick ass.

James Bond.James BrownRick James.

Sure we have our flaws. What human doesn't? But our flaws have style and are brushed under the rug.

SO....as one James to another...and I'm talking to you James (reading this)! James (using your middle name).

The best he would is get is a Jimbo at home.

Jim? JIM? A REPRESENTATIVE CALLED JIM? Not James "Jim", just Jim?

I think us James's should get together and, collectively vote his *J* off his name and replace it with a lowercase "g".

Let's have a straw pool Jimbo.

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Just have someone assault some college wrestlers in front of him. He gets really quiet when that happens.

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I thought there was a number. Somewhere above herd immunity maximum - where the virus is gonna burn out no matter what. Right? I guess the hard part is saying what an 'acceptable' rate of casualties past that point is.

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gym.

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No. Some girls I know like going there.

Maybe spell it with a new letter...

No...im calling it for all Jim's.

He's out of the club.

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Hydrate, my dove 🕊

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How do you feel about Jimmy Carter?

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The number: R-0. When R naught is well below 1.0, from what I read, estimates need to be about 0.5 or so, to be sure to cover the uncertainty in the data.

The key indicator is new cases falling steadily. When they start up again, need to close it the fuck down.

Hell, NZ, Oz, and several other countries go full lockdown for millions of people when they get FOUR new cases.

Then they test, trace, quarantine all contacts, and re-open 100% a week later.

THATS HOW YOU FUCKING PREVENT A PANDEMIC. WHY THE FUCK IS NO ONE EXPLAINING THIS TO ANYONE??????1?1?1?1??

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