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I'm pretty sure Shakespeare wrote King Lear specifically with this eventuality in mind.

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♫ I'd like to teach the world to sing... ♫

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The Trumpanzees will buy it. People with brains, not so much.

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BURN THE UNBELIEVER! ONLY OUR LORD DONALD MAY HAVE THE HOLY SECOND SCOOP!

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probably never even ordered pizzas for a hated neighbor. that's just tragic.

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What a bunch of maroons.

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I suppose some of us owe Eric an apology, for saying he was the dumbest hammer in a bag full of them.

Say what you will about Eric, but he ain't falling for that Nigerian Prince scam.

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Wow! Same as my luggage!

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Bet fake Don praised Dad and that is what tipped off wee ewic

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Trump is Othello and Ivanka his wife so Mooch is Iago and Jared is the non existent cuckhold? He shoulda went with merry wives

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Dear White House person,I'm a Nigerian prince who needs your help.

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We don't hire people this stupid.

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What a clever clever guy that doesn't even read his email delivery reports.

Dear Grande Scaramouche, You do not know me but I but I am the nephew of the king of Nigeria. I'm sure you've heard of the 1!!!!!1DANGEROUS1!!! situation in my country. I find myself in a dire position in fear of my life and I need to move my VAST FORTUNE to a trusted individual in the land of Frenched fries. This brings me to the point of my question letter...

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This is positively delicious. I suppose with all these geniuses focusing on Making America Great Again, they can't be expected to trouble themselves with tedious trifling folderol like checking the sender's address or the bloody SUSPECTED SPAM tag - you know, like normal people. They get the best spam, you know. It's great spam, really terrific. No one gets better spam than them.

I'm willing to bet Scummymoocher no doubt does the email fandango with those totally legit Russian women looking for serious man for genuine relationship, too.

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The party starts when the door closes behind him.

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Jebus. Snort laugh. I'm sure glad these idiots aren't in important positions with access to the most sensitive information.

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