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Elephant dung.

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Her expression resembles Melania's.

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Most of which were highly partisan, depending on the era one researches. For example - it's tricky to precisely document the Lincoln-Douglas Debates today because while they were reported verbatim in various newspapers, what was "quoted" was highly colored by the political persuasion of the particular paper. They were not above just making up "quotes."

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Pro-tip: When you have your books arranged the way you like, glue them in place to preserve the desired aesthetic.

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We own all three seasons. Always my go to when I need a reboot. It is however an acquired taste. I know many who do not see the humour. But my kids sing the Llama song everytime someone says the word Llama.

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Yeah. Another Boosh fan.

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Your logic is, of course, impeccable.

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Jesus Christ, I fucking hate all of these assholes.

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This took WAY longer than I'd intended: https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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The Scooch should be paying Ms. Wonkette each day just to mention his sorry name.

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I lurned it wen I red a buk

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Is the Mooch's delusion related to the fact that it seems that he and the wife are reconciling? The irony is that the wife left him in the first place because of his obsession with Trump. Does this mean that he's willing to sacrifice his wife for Trump again?

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This ➡" the tiny detail that Donald Trump himself still thinks Scaramucci was an embarrassing self-aggrandizing attention whore, a position that is already filled." is worth another $10 donation. Well done

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He'd get more attention by sucking his own dick. I'm just sayin'.

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Hey, there are no comments allowed on Wonkette. What's the diff?

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Fuckabee's brother would cave in his skull with, uh... votes?

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