Have you heard the hot news about Anthony Weiner and the never-ending dick joke that is now the entire life of this once-promising congressman -- or should we saydongressman? -- and how he will go to "rehab" to stop loving the young womens on Twitter? Yes, the liberal pinup Democrat who loved to go on the teevee so much to hear himself talk, and also loved to send pictures of his peen to random people who said hi on Twitter, well now he is off to the crazy house, for treatment. Treatment! It's what liberals do, when they are caught doing things. They want to "work it out," and also vanish for hopefully long enough for their tawdry scandals to fall off the top of Google News.
Whoever makes the last dick joke on the intertubes, please turn out the lights on your way out. Thank You!
We've reached Peak Peen, now the dick jokes are just going to be that much harder to refine from here on out.
Biggus Dicchus?
The coupon? Sorry, no. You have to pay full price.
I think I speak for many... I'm sick of his dick.
More likely her raunchy/silly cousin Annie Cooter
Weiner? Hahahahaha! Now I get it. Boy, am I slow.
Humma, humma!
Yeah, but there are like 68,000,000 people on the waiting list.
The problem isn't his dick, it's his ego -- and he can't massage that by himself.
<i>&quot;...stop masturbating&quot;</i>
I&#039;m unclear on the concept.
I&#039;m suffering from CWC - Compulsive Wonkette Commenting. 800+ and counting.
Do you recommend drugs or self-help tapes?
A few questions from the back of the room:
1. How does the &ldquo;leave of absence&rdquo; thing work for elected officials?
2. How do we tell the difference between a working congress critter and one on leave?
<i>Weiner grabbing his weiner,</i>
Ahem, Sir.
I SAID AHEM!!!!!
That should be Weiner grabbing his<i> wiener</i>
So much for that promising second career editing porn.
don&#039;t sign up for twitter.
yes. thank you.