Have you heard the hot news about Anthony Weiner and the never-ending dick joke that is now the entire life of this once-promising congressman -- or should we saydongressman?
Whoever makes the last dick joke on the intertubes, please turn out the lights on your way out. Thank You!
We've reached Peak Peen, now the dick jokes are just going to be that much harder to refine from here on out.
Biggus Dicchus?
The coupon? Sorry, no. You have to pay full price.
I think I speak for many... I'm sick of his dick.
More likely her raunchy/silly cousin Annie Cooter
Weiner? Hahahahaha! Now I get it. Boy, am I slow.
Humma, humma!
Yeah, but there are like 68,000,000 people on the waiting list.
The problem isn't his dick, it's his ego -- and he can't massage that by himself.
<i>&quot;...stop masturbating&quot;</i>
I&#039;m unclear on the concept.
I&#039;m suffering from CWC - Compulsive Wonkette Commenting. 800+ and counting.
Do you recommend drugs or self-help tapes?
A few questions from the back of the room:
1. How does the &ldquo;leave of absence&rdquo; thing work for elected officials?
2. How do we tell the difference between a working congress critter and one on leave?
<i>Weiner grabbing his weiner,</i>
Ahem, Sir.
I SAID AHEM!!!!!
That should be Weiner grabbing his<i> wiener</i>
So much for that promising second career editing porn.
don&#039;t sign up for twitter.
yes. thank you.
Whoever makes the last dick joke on the intertubes, please turn out the lights on your way out. Thank You!
We&#039;ve reached Peak Peen, now the dick jokes are just going to be that much harder to refine from here on out.
Biggus Dicchus?
The coupon? Sorry, no. You have to pay full price.
I think I speak for many... I&#039;m sick of his dick.
More likely her raunchy/silly cousin Annie Cooter
Weiner? Hahahahaha! Now I get it. Boy, am I slow.
Humma, humma!
Yeah, but there are like 68,000,000 people on the waiting list.
The problem isn&#039;t his dick, it&#039;s his ego -- and he can&#039;t massage that by himself.
<i>&quot;...stop masturbating&quot;</i>
I&#039;m unclear on the concept.
I&#039;m suffering from CWC - Compulsive Wonkette Commenting. 800+ and counting.
Do you recommend drugs or self-help tapes?
A few questions from the back of the room:
1. How does the &ldquo;leave of absence&rdquo; thing work for elected officials?
2. How do we tell the difference between a working congress critter and one on leave?
<i>Weiner grabbing his weiner,</i>
Ahem, Sir.
I SAID AHEM!!!!!
That should be Weiner grabbing his<i> wiener</i>
So much for that promising second career editing porn.
don&#039;t sign up for twitter.
yes. thank you.