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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Whoever makes the last dick joke on the intertubes, please turn out the lights on your way out. Thank You!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

We've reached Peak Peen, now the dick jokes are just going to be that much harder to refine from here on out.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Biggus Dicchus?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

The coupon? Sorry, no. You have to pay full price.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I think I speak for many... I'm sick of his dick.

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PsycWench's avatar

More likely her raunchy/silly cousin Annie Cooter

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Weiner? Hahahahaha! Now I get it. Boy, am I slow.

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WA Bishop's avatar

Humma, humma!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Yeah, but there are like 68,000,000 people on the waiting list.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The problem isn't his dick, it's his ego -- and he can't massage that by himself.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"...stop masturbating"</i>

I'm unclear on the concept.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I'm suffering from CWC - Compulsive Wonkette Commenting. 800+ and counting.

Do you recommend drugs or self-help tapes?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

A few questions from the back of the room:

1. How does the “leave of absence” thing work for elected officials?

2. How do we tell the difference between a working congress critter and one on leave?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>Weiner grabbing his weiner,</i>

Ahem, Sir.

I SAID AHEM!!!!!

That should be Weiner grabbing his<i> wiener</i>

So much for that promising second career editing porn.

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fuflans's avatar

don't sign up for twitter.

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fuflans's avatar

yes. thank you.

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