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kev's avatar

try Firefox. I quit Chrome because they stopped writing updates for my operating system and it started to get clunky and unreliable. no problems with Firefox and it is also free.

kev's avatar

I make it a point to stay the fuck away from any animal that outweighs me or is taller than me or has long fangy teeth.

kev's avatar

you've seen horses wearing helmets?

theblackdog's avatar

But I thought the horn is where the magic mayonnaise came from, or did Robot Chicken lie to me again?! D:

eyelashviper's avatar

The Floriduh Legislature actually made having sex with animals against the law, just a few years ago. Before then, sheeeesh.

eyelashviper's avatar

Hope they have security cameras in the barn at night. That horse needs no visitors or texted photos.

Mintie's avatar

Serious. Can't believe I'm actually defending Weiner, of all people, but if he didn't figure out how to keep it in his pants the first time . . .

Mintie's avatar

As a Texan, you should be ashamed of yourself ;)

ahughes798's avatar

And stupid. Don't forget that horses are incredibly stupid. They're not even as loyal as a dog, FFS.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Yeah! Much more up-to-date.

ahughes798's avatar

Most livery horses are...dead sides, dead mouths, from years of being kicked by people who don't know any better, and having their mouths yanked on by the same. The simply follow the horse in front of them.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

And they certainly aren't going to go out their way to be perky for an inexperienced rider. Unless they feel like smearing them against a fence for fun.

ahughes798's avatar

Or there's always the low hanging branch trick. Or a 'lil buck.

Walter Wellstone's avatar

I have no patience for Anthony Weiner. This fucker can very well cost us the election. He should be thinking about that, the motherfucker, while he's doing whatever he's doing over there.

L.A. Franicich's avatar

At least if he's not versed in riding, which judging from the picture he is not, that little weiner will take a good chunk of beating. It ain't easy to sit a thousand pounds of forward.