Amidst all the terrible news befalling our once-great nation, it's easy to forget that this all started because gross Anthony Weiner couldn't stop sending dick pics to minor children. Now we know that at no time during this week have you said to yourself, "Wonder how Weiner's holding up!" But unfortunately, we have an answer to the question you did not ask, and it comes in the form of the picture you see above, published by the
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Most livery horses are...dead sides, dead mouths, from years of being kicked by people who don't know any better, and having their mouths yanked on by the same. The simply follow the horse in front of them.
And they certainly aren't going to go out their way to be perky for an inexperienced rider. Unless they feel like smearing them against a fence for fun.
I have no patience for Anthony Weiner. This fucker can very well cost us the election. He should be thinking about that, the motherfucker, while he's doing whatever he's doing over there.
At least if he's not versed in riding, which judging from the picture he is not, that little weiner will take a good chunk of beating. It ain't easy to sit a thousand pounds of forward.
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I make it a point to stay the fuck away from any animal that outweighs me or is taller than me or has long fangy teeth.
you've seen horses wearing helmets?
But I thought the horn is where the magic mayonnaise came from, or did Robot Chicken lie to me again?! D:
The Floriduh Legislature actually made having sex with animals against the law, just a few years ago. Before then, sheeeesh.
Hope they have security cameras in the barn at night. That horse needs no visitors or texted photos.
Serious. Can't believe I'm actually defending Weiner, of all people, but if he didn't figure out how to keep it in his pants the first time . . .
As a Texan, you should be ashamed of yourself ;)
And stupid. Don't forget that horses are incredibly stupid. They're not even as loyal as a dog, FFS.
Yeah! Much more up-to-date.
Most livery horses are...dead sides, dead mouths, from years of being kicked by people who don't know any better, and having their mouths yanked on by the same. The simply follow the horse in front of them.
And they certainly aren't going to go out their way to be perky for an inexperienced rider. Unless they feel like smearing them against a fence for fun.
Or there's always the low hanging branch trick. Or a 'lil buck.
I have no patience for Anthony Weiner. This fucker can very well cost us the election. He should be thinking about that, the motherfucker, while he's doing whatever he's doing over there.
E-eeee-eeeew!
At least if he's not versed in riding, which judging from the picture he is not, that little weiner will take a good chunk of beating. It ain't easy to sit a thousand pounds of forward.