Anthony Weiner is trying to trick America into believing that teevee investment firm "Goldline" is a bit of a scam. What is with these liberals? Glenn Beck and Fred Thompson get it. They know that FDR issued an Executive Order and can confiscate all of your gold whenever he feels like it. That's why buying every coin-thing from the Goldline telemarketer person is the last safe investment on earth. It's painfully obvious that Anthony Weiner is trying to steal all of your commemorative NASCAR gold coins, so that he can melt them into worthless "Ameros." Luckily you hid your Goldline coins in your XXL underwear drawer, and Anthony Weiner will never be able to locate them, since they will be camouflaged by your enormous underwear.
I want to hear about a reverse product that turns cats into gold.
Your life will be complete once you receive an excellent education by taking classes at Glenn Beck University.
You know what would really sell to these idiots? Gold bullets. I can hear Beck now...
Obama wants to take these gold bullets away from you twice as much as any of your constitutional freedoms!!!1!
speaking of cats and gold, there are a significant number of cat avatars lurking about the wonkette.
is this a little noted streak of sentimentality amongst an otherwise battle hardened and cynical class?
discuss.