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CriticalDragon1177's avatar

Doktor Zoom,

So getting Glitter thrown on them is really upsetting them? I'm surprised they're even openly talking about this. Even they have to realize how pathetic it makes them look.

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CriticalDragon1177's avatar

Its more dangerous than this. It could give you a paper cut, actually.

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CriticalDragon1177's avatar

That's kind of mean.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Somebody has to. Jon Stewart can't do it all himself.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

That joke doesn't have a leg to stand on.

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Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

It's the default reaction, and the instructions for modifying it are too difficult for them to comprehend.

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

While I admire your thinking outside the box, I think the glitter, indoctrinating them, as it were, into a more fabulous lifestyle choice might in the long run be much more effective at reducing abortions. I think that's the real reason they were so terrified.

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Akira Bear's avatar

They are not pro-life. They are pro-birth and anti-life.

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

Once again, Darth Cheney ignored the warnings: "Glitter bombers prepared to strike".

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

"Would anyone care for fruit or dessert?"

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Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Forced birth. To punish the sluts.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Not a cake they liked, apprently.

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Can't tell from the picture... is that a smart glitter bomb, or a dumb 'iron' glitter bomb?

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Notreelyhelping's avatar

Oh yeah. It's all fun and games until someone gets a glitter in their eye.

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diogenez's avatar

What babies. Once they relocate, someone needs to send them bags of (magnetic) dicks:

https://www.etsy.com/listin...

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