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Doktor Zoom,

So getting Glitter thrown on them is really upsetting them? I'm surprised they're even openly talking about this. Even they have to realize how pathetic it makes them look.

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Its more dangerous than this. It could give you a paper cut, actually.

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That's kind of mean.

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Somebody has to. Jon Stewart can't do it all himself.

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That joke doesn't have a leg to stand on.

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It's the default reaction, and the instructions for modifying it are too difficult for them to comprehend.

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While I admire your thinking outside the box, I think the glitter, indoctrinating them, as it were, into a more fabulous lifestyle choice might in the long run be much more effective at reducing abortions. I think that's the real reason they were so terrified.

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They are not pro-life. They are pro-birth and anti-life.

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Once again, Darth Cheney ignored the warnings: "Glitter bombers prepared to strike".

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"Would anyone care for fruit or dessert?"

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Forced birth. To punish the sluts.

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Not a cake they liked, apprently.

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Can't tell from the picture... is that a smart glitter bomb, or a dumb 'iron' glitter bomb?

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Oh yeah. It's all fun and games until someone gets a glitter in their eye.

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What babies. Once they relocate, someone needs to send them bags of (magnetic) dicks:

https://www.etsy.com/listin...

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