Anti-American Mexican TeeVee News Mocks Our Proud Spring Break Kids
After three grim minutes of bullet-riddled bodies hanging beneath bridges and other common scenes from Mexico's drug war, something truly terrible occurs in this video report: Beer-guzzling backwards-cap-wearing U.S. college kids tumble out of a tour bus in a town square and drunkenly proclaim their love for the Mexican Drug War. But these aren't normal college idiot children -- these kids claim to be the children of wealthy defense-sector investors profiting from the U.S. sale of military equipment to the Mexican government.
These "Late Night Shots" veterans have relocated to Cuernavaca -- "land of eternal spring break" -- to save the saintly drug war from the evil hippies threatening to put down their bongs long enough to make marijuana legal in California. [ Narco News TV ]
this is really really stupid and it's been said before but you kids need to hear it again:
dying is easy, satire is hard and leave it to the pros.