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theCryptofishist's avatar

Fighting off the ravenous homeless.

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Wait. You're saying that there's some sort of sexual sub-context to that scene in Peanuts? I thought that Lucy is just an asshole.

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I dunno, but his brothers are called Goldwing and Ducati.

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... something between a large bathing machine and a very small second class carriage.

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Where do you get your skins, and doesn't it take more than 15 minutes to apply.

(Sorry, I had to.)

Shananigan's avatar

Oh, it's there all right. Guys always go for the mean girls, friendzone" the nice ones, and then complain to us about how crazy their girlfriends are.

theCryptofishist's avatar

Ha! Exactly my thought! Yum, yum.

theCryptofishist's avatar

Yes. However, once you open a spa, there will be dozens who treasure this experience.

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But what about the Little Red Headed Girl?

The Quirk's avatar

I don't give a toss about dwarves.

HolidayinCambodia's avatar

He was also in this crèche, and note the abortion tool in his hand:

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