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Fighting off the ravenous homeless.

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Wait. You're saying that there's some sort of sexual sub-context to that scene in Peanuts? I thought that Lucy is just an asshole.

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I dunno, but his brothers are called Goldwing and Ducati.

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Share. It's friendly.

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... something between a large bathing machine and a very small second class carriage.

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Where do you get your skins, and doesn't it take more than 15 minutes to apply.

(Sorry, I had to.)

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Oh, it's there all right. Guys always go for the mean girls, friendzone" the nice ones, and then complain to us about how crazy their girlfriends are.

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You are my new hero.

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(giggles)

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Ha! Exactly my thought! Yum, yum.

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Yes. However, once you open a spa, there will be dozens who treasure this experience.

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But what about the Little Red Headed Girl?

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I don't give a toss about dwarves.

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He was also in this crèche, and note the abortion tool in his hand:

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