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bobbert's avatar

Yeah, it takes 30-45 minutes to feel it. You could easily down a handle at one-shot-per-Jesus.

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bobbert's avatar

One is too many, fifteen isn't enough.

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Also, too, as Harlan Ellison so well expressed it, a boy's best friend is his dog.

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bobbert's avatar

That's close to Mittens's probable net worth.

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SullivanSt's avatar

I fail to see the necessity of either condition, unless we're using starkly different definitions of "mainstream".

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

What would happen to the GOP if there were no more repressed gays?

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bobbert's avatar

"don't see" reference.

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bobbert's avatar

No. No, I think we can be pretty sure that's not gonna happen. Except maybe gun control for libtards.

BTW, what turned out to be the deal with the FRC shooter?

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bobbert's avatar

Well, I suppose he could tweet his circumsized dick, but that would probably provoke a pussy riot.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Actually, Dana, you stabby-feeling-making sack of santorum, the SPLC has examples of hate-filled quotes from the FRC on file up to 2010 at current. So in addition to being a horrible human being, you're also a terrible journalist. Fuck you very much.

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Your ideas are interesting to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

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"John F. Kennedy's "Profiles in Courage" has an excellent piece about a politician fighting the Klan - <strong>and risking his career to do it.</strong> "

Doesn't that second part imply it was mainstream?

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SullivanSt's avatar

"C" being a <em>softer</em> "k"?

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The KKK deeply held their belief that the blacks were inferior to them. They even quoted scripture in support of their position. I'll say it again: Fuck you very much Dana.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Only if the individual were running for national office - and that was the only issue.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I dropped my hairdresser when she got into ACN. She became a serious pain in the ass.

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