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Anti-Gay Lady Doesn't Know Ladies Can Have Butt Sex, Too

Ken Layne
Mar 8, 2011
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There are no pressing issues in Colorado, so the state Senate is hearing public testimony regarding "civil unions" (butt sex). That's why this scary old lady from the "Eagle Forum" decided to lecture lawmakers on the proper use of the anus and the sphincter -- and by "proper," she definitely doesnotmean she'd like anybody sticking their whatzit in that business! This is why American Jesus-God made butts tight and, we guess, vaginas all loose and floppy? Is it possible this lady needs anemergency medical examinstead of dangerously sitting around the Colorado State Senate? The video answer may surprise you!

Not really, the video will just give you the willies:

Please nobody tell this lady that ladies can also have the butt sex. [ Box Turtle Bulletin via Wonkette tipster "Luke"]

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Gherkins d'Resistance
Aug 22

The old lady is totally correct. It isn't an entrance, because you aren't STAYING THERE FOREVER, just for a little while.

Thanks for the clarification, Granny Futtbuckz!

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chascates
Aug 22

She doesn't know her butt from a hole in the ground.

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