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I was most entertained by the Utah Congress person's "...no ifs. ands or butts" quote.

Who knew we'd been doing it wrong all this time

Heh heh. He wrote butts. (Sorry, drive by commenting by a 12-year old boy)

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12-year-old boys are Wonkette's target demographic.

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i have never watched 'friends' and you can't make me

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This is such a slam dunk case I can’t believe Alan Dershowitz hasn’t scrawled his name across it!

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Talk about a bucket of crap, I mean RFK Jr.

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Wait! Doesn't RFK Jr. want Amazon strongman Bezos to pay him ELEVENTY-SEVEN billion dollars?

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I don't think he can, legally, with all the sanctions he's been given.

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I remember when Wolf sounded really smart.

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Awesome!!!

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Me neither, but Lisa is awesome.

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Hahahaha that was great.

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Publishers choosing what to publish? Unfair!!

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I assume you mean ''Robert''...

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You got the whole rest of the Internet for that!

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I am sure this case will end favorably for the plaintiffs. I mean, there’s no way they’d lose with this winner of a case.

The DUI lawyer sure did put a lot of quotation marks in that suit, and hoo boy those are absolutely direct quotes and not cherry-picked words taken waaay out of context!

(This has all been sarcasm.)

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