Oh, Justice Scalia, what would the Supreme Court do without you? It's such a comfort to know that a brilliant, HILARIOUS legal mind like yours is adjudicating America's Most Important Questions. Scalia spoke at his grandbaby's high school graduation and thought the kids might enjoy a fun joke, about Hitler:
Look, Antonin Scalia is my brodder, 'cause we both got 'da same Eyetalian blood. Now I don't gotta agree wit him, but I gotta respec't him. Dis' is a guy who scored a great lifetime gig, even witout a lotta smarts and social skills. Yeah, maybe he ain't a high-class smarty-pants, but he got balls ... big, hairy bada-bing balls! And, balls can take 'ya pretty damn far.
Dats da 'ting! Ya can't listen to WHAT he says, it's all about HOW he says it. It don't madder if it don't make no sense, so long as it has da balls. Ya know, dey say dat Scalia ain't fat at all. Under dose robes he's a skinny fuck. He just looks fat because of his enormous balls. I gotta believe that.
Nowadays he possesses the Republicans to make them want to pollute the thin layer of atmosphere that surrounds the only livable planet we'll ever know (because he makes Republicans defund science) and to love more and more war.
It's just hastening the Singularity...
Which is a big surprise to the already dead Sumerians...
JESUS THAT TEARS IT!! Now I'm going to be Hitler, and it's all your fault.
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!....
Look, Antonin Scalia is my brodder, 'cause we both got 'da same Eyetalian blood. Now I don't gotta agree wit him, but I gotta respec't him. Dis' is a guy who scored a great lifetime gig, even witout a lotta smarts and social skills. Yeah, maybe he ain't a high-class smarty-pants, but he got balls ... big, hairy bada-bing balls! And, balls can take 'ya pretty damn far.
Dats da 'ting! Ya can't listen to WHAT he says, it's all about HOW he says it. It don't madder if it don't make no sense, so long as it has da balls. Ya know, dey say dat Scalia ain't fat at all. Under dose robes he's a skinny fuck. He just looks fat because of his enormous balls. I gotta believe that.
Nowadays he possesses the Republicans to make them want to pollute the thin layer of atmosphere that surrounds the only livable planet we'll ever know (because he makes Republicans defund science) and to love more and more war.
So, still running off cliffs, just different.
"unless you are Hitler" - and he would know!....
That seems as plausible as any of their other stories to me...
So much for my summer plans to annex the Sudetenland and invade Poland.
Cheer up. There's still time to invade Russia.
So that's what the Future Führers of America club was all about!
So before Hitler was a thing, who did Republicans/Whigs (whatever) compare people to?
Satan.
I teach community college and I can't tell you how many times I've said, "Adam! How many times do I have to tell you? Put Austria back this minute!"
A common misconception. Actually, there are many rocks that evolved from Scalia.
That old Scalia is a laugh a minute!
Can't we evolve past our stupid tribalism to solve the problems (real, actual, big problems) facing humankind? I despair.