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Nothing says "clever" like plagiarizing loser Benny Johnson recycling a Mastercard meme from two decades ago.

His next one is going to be a "Keep Calm" meme.

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What does XAT EHT HCIR mean?

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...and blather on

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The red lettering draws attention to her ass. I know this because as a respectful man I wouldn't otherwise let my eyes wander to that ffffiiiiinnnneee...

...I'll be in my gallery

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So this really is timely for me personally as I just received a notice in the mail from the IRS that I owe an extra $350 because I made a mistake something something student loan interest something something. And I thought to myself are you fucking kidding me? Pretty sure Jeff Bezos' effective tax rate was significantly less than mine but, sure, come after me for that $350 that I was going to use to fix up my house, shitty IRS.

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The reason no one remarked on Rep. Maloney being there is she isn’t really what most men consider fuckable.

Rep. Ocasio-Cortez, on the other hand, looks good enough in bare shoulder form fitting evening gown to look right in place with actresses and models.

Drives many conservative men nuts that she’s so good looking, and they don’t have a shot.

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1. Nicki Minaj’s cousins friend or whatever? Men are not honest about the cause of issues with their balls. This kind of thing happens, everyone knows someone in their life who lost a ball in their youth, only because I hang around with a socially inappropriate pipe band do I know which ones. Both men have two kids apiece and a vasectomy. Not. Infertile. 2. The right is just pissed Ivanka and Melania weren’t, and will never be invited.

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Wow, they sure are triggered by the thought of rich people paying taxes. I don't think they could have howled any harder even if AOC had painted those words in fetal blood. Good trolling.

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Anna Wintour, queen of exclusive parties and fashion, loves having her exclusive parties of fashion in the news. Keep talking men of no style or taste.

https://media1.giphy.com/me...

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Maloney's gown is designed better too. Sorry, it is.

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Love all things AOC, but with Delta wish the Gala required masks.

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Same. I owed 2600, had someone do my taxes in 2014 and they took the education credit for my kid's crossover junior college/high school class. I too cursed Bezos

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Agreed. My place of work (a university) has both a vaccine mandate and an indoor mask mandate. It would have looked better for this gathering, too.That's on the organizers though, and it does not take away from AOC's fantabulousness.

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Shush. You'll summon the eldritch gods.

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Not dying/seriously ill does not mean no breakthru and spread to immunocompromised, unvaxxed, or children. Safety first

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“This is great, but I feel like the whole world is staring at my Rich.”

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