Oh, look, the AP has written a "color piece" (get it?) about how everyone in Obama's birthplace, Kogelo, Kenya, is a 105-year-old witch doctor cold throwin' chicken guts around, for science. KOGELO, Kenya (AP) -- At President Barack Obama's ancestral village in Kenya, witch doctor John Dimo tossed some shells, bones and other items to determine who will win Tuesday's election.
Taking a quick break to get some much-needed snark in between canvassing rounds. Here in 321-land we Obots are all loopy at this point, but Florida's still gonna break for the Kenyan Mooslim.
Jesus, I always thought the phrase referred to the creek being made of shit. I didn't realize we actually were using a paddle made of shit, too!
A virgin sacrifice would clinch it!
No love for my terrible pun?
"Up shit creek without a you-know-what", as my mom would occasionally remark.
The GOP <strike>should</strike> <i>would</i> make this witch-doctor the head of the National Science Foundation!
FIFY
this being chicago, i&#039;ll vote AGAIN for you.
still, dr dimo has more facts at his disposal than fox news.
and fewer blond bimbos.
Romney doesn&#039;t care to do jack shit for you, he just wants you to fuck off and stop asking for a handout.
<i>&quot;Christ may be fulfilled through a better direction than we&#039;re currently going.&quot;</i>
Yeah, that happened four years ago . . . it&#039;s remarkable how these people didn&#039;t notice it at the time.
Good on ya!
Taking a quick break to get some much-needed snark in between canvassing rounds. Here in 321-land we Obots are all loopy at this point, but Florida&#039;s still gonna break for the Kenyan Mooslim.
Poop? No he was that way when we found him.
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Jesus, I always thought the phrase referred to the creek being made of shit. I didn&#039;t realize we actually were using a paddle made of shit, too!
The boat too? Goddamn it!
Chuck Grassley wins via write-in?
That was even worse than the song it was based on.
Come on, does the AP even speak Kenyan? He said &quot;The White Shell is going to win.&quot;
Could there even be a better analogy for Romney than that?
AP - does Murdoch own them now as well?