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Agreed...ain't it great?

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Maybe there is. But it takes stem cells, see? And where would the GOP be if they let science cure stupid? Think about it.

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Trump is gonna be seriously conflicted here... he's gotta appeal to the wingnuts, but then there's this: <a href="http://www.hairfolliclecell..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.hairfolliclecells.com/hair-follicle-st...">http://www.hairfolliclecell...

Considering what he probably spends on the dead squirrel he wears on his head, I'm sure he could afford to dissect a fetus or two.

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Wrong, you will never leave here. Never.

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The miracle and curse of stem cells: They can become a brain or a Trump.

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Hooray D-Fister on patrol, running up the page count gold.

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nope...just fire them up more.

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Would that be a riot? DownfisterBot (go ahead and take it for a name if no one has yet) brings down our meaning P, but it increases the number of page views, the data of which Ken can use to bring in advertisers.

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That almost sounds like a union:

The International Brotherhood of Right-Wing Preachers, Fucktards, and Assorted Douchnozzles, Local 666.

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Wrong, you will never leave here. Never.

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Agreed...ain't it great?

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Maybe there is. But it takes stem cells, see? And where would the GOP be if they let science cure stupid? Think about it.

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Trump is gonna be seriously conflicted here... he's gotta appeal to the wingnuts, but then there's this: <a href="http://www.hairfolliclecell..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.hairfolliclecells.com/hair-follicle-st...">http://www.hairfolliclecell...

Considering what he probably spends on the dead squirrel he wears on his head, I'm sure he could afford to dissect a fetus or two.

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The miracle and curse of stem cells: They can become a brain or a Trump.

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Hooray D-Fister on patrol, running up the page count gold.

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nope...just fire them up more.

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