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RevCos' word, not mine. :)

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That sounds like a very innovative and appropriate proposal.

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Thank you for the information.

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Only it DOES flood here in CA.

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Build the danged fence!

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not to mention the lulz of watching all those badass open carry Texans shitting their britches when confronted with the idea of a bunch of armed minorities

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Well...Austin.

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Not to be pedantic, but she worked for the OSS during WWII, not the French Resistance. She was posted to Sri Lanka during the war and only went to France after WWII was over.

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Fair enough. Pedantic corrections always welcome.

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The Gulf will be patrolled by sharknados.

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A big win for voter ID! The court ruled that voter ID is not a poll tax enacted with discriminatory intent. The most that can happen is that the district court will oversee programs to make free voter ID's even more accessible than they already are. And there is a chance that the Supreme Court will strike down part of the voting rights act as unconstitutional, which would be a big win for Texas. Some spanking!

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I am thinking that, to resolve the problem, we could just establish an airlift to Austin, just like to Berlin during the early days of the Cold War...the rest of the state can just leave.

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That proves you're a Texan, so you probably get to vote.

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Fiscal responsibility, and all that jazz jizz.

[ had to ]

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"women can enjoy sex? . . . surely you meant sluts."- tealibangelicals

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works fine, if redundantly, when you're white.

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