Aqua Buddha Lady Says Rand Paul Kidnapping Wasn't Really a Kidnapping
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Rand Paul was once a cool guy named Randy who did pranks in college, we learned on Monday, and also he allegedly kidnapped some lady and made her get high and worship "Aqua Buddha." Now she has clarified her remarks, and it turns out this was just some sort of 70's role-playing thing. "[They] came over to my house as friends that I knew," she said, reportedly. "They immediately said, 'We're going to tie you up and go for a ride.'" Oh, that sounds like a fun thing friends do when they hang out! This is totally innocuous! So why isn't she releasing her name? She's afraid of what Teabaggers will do to her. Seriously.
Aqua Buddha Lady Says Rand Paul Kidnapping Wasn't Really a Kidnapping
Aqua Buddha Lady Says Rand Paul Kidnapping…
Aqua Buddha Lady Says Rand Paul Kidnapping Wasn't Really a Kidnapping
Rand Paul was once a cool guy named Randy who did pranks in college, we learned on Monday, and also he allegedly kidnapped some lady and made her get high and worship "Aqua Buddha." Now she has clarified her remarks, and it turns out this was just some sort of 70's role-playing thing. "[They] came over to my house as friends that I knew," she said, reportedly. "They immediately said, 'We're going to tie you up and go for a ride.'" Oh, that sounds like a fun thing friends do when they hang out! This is totally innocuous! So why isn't she releasing her name? She's afraid of what Teabaggers will do to her. Seriously.