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bobbert's avatar

"air biscuits" is a definite keeper.

bobbert's avatar

Baizing your s'nooky table, eh?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

the person or the footstool? Both?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Just be grateful he's not from <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Fucking,_Austria" target="_blank">Fucking,</a> Austria.

SullivanSt's avatar

Especially when we already know they want to encourage white procreation in an attempt to arrest the darkening of Amurkkka

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I dunno...sex with furniture and vegetables. It could work. Damn! Rule 34.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Those Turks are filthy pervs.

Mahousu's avatar

<i>A friend of mine just told me that if you have four children on welfare in France, they give you a car.</i>

Well, sort of. Actually, it's a Citroën.