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"air biscuits" is a definite keeper.

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LOLJazzBallers?

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So, not really?

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Baizing your s'nooky table, eh?

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the person or the footstool? Both?

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Just be grateful he's not from <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Fucking,_Austria" target="_blank">Fucking,</a> Austria.

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Especially when we already know they want to encourage white procreation in an attempt to arrest the darkening of Amurkkka

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I dunno...sex with furniture and vegetables. It could work. Damn! Rule 34.

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Those Turks are filthy pervs.

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<i>A friend of mine just told me that if you have four children on welfare in France, they give you a car.</i>

Well, sort of. Actually, it's a Citroën.

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