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I don't know, I kind of liked the cross-over episode where the Sailor Senshi kicked his ass and wiped the floor with his toupee.

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My second favorite excuse from a student on why the assignment wasn't submitted: "I was almost done when my 3 year old poured water on the power strip and shorted out everything and I lost the files."

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All right, the Republicans keep telling us that the only things the Murrican peeps wanna know about is the economy, and ISIS.According to the top search google thingy thing on all these candidates, the top searches are Immigration, Abortion, Gay Marriage, Gun Control and Education/Heath Care.Also, the top SC question being asked about Carson right now? How old is his wife.

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ARKANSAS LIBELZ!

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Well, hell, seeing as how you have to go to 'start' to turn the damned thing off, I'm assuming you have to go to 'stop' to turn it on.

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Bugger! you're right! That's the one I meant!

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The clip on Lawrence O'Donnell was hilarious to me because it sounded like W had a W moment and said " I am a half glass full kinda guy"!

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" Hey brother" ( said like Buster Bluth)

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I learn something new every day.

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"Ask your mother."

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Is Jeb related to Adolphus Caesar?

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W's bus is nicer.

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Which they misspelled anyway. Right, Michele?

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Kanine Libullz!

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So, purple dress, Carly? Feeling imperial?

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Does that give you a headache, or maybe hives?

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