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Grizzly's avatar

I don't know, I kind of liked the cross-over episode where the Sailor Senshi kicked his ass and wiped the floor with his toupee.

Doug Langley's avatar

My second favorite excuse from a student on why the assignment wasn't submitted: "I was almost done when my 3 year old poured water on the power strip and shorted out everything and I lost the files."

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

All right, the Republicans keep telling us that the only things the Murrican peeps wanna know about is the economy, and ISIS.According to the top search google thingy thing on all these candidates, the top searches are Immigration, Abortion, Gay Marriage, Gun Control and Education/Heath Care.Also, the top SC question being asked about Carson right now? How old is his wife.

dave in texas's avatar

Well, hell, seeing as how you have to go to 'start' to turn the damned thing off, I'm assuming you have to go to 'stop' to turn it on.

Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

Bugger! you're right! That's the one I meant!

JurisGal's avatar

The clip on Lawrence O'Donnell was hilarious to me because it sounded like W had a W moment and said " I am a half glass full kinda guy"!

JurisGal's avatar

" Hey brother" ( said like Buster Bluth)

UnsaltedSinner's avatar

I learn something new every day.

theCryptofishist's avatar

Is Jeb related to Adolphus Caesar?

theCryptofishist's avatar

Which they misspelled anyway. Right, Michele?

theCryptofishist's avatar

So, purple dress, Carly? Feeling imperial?

theCryptofishist's avatar

Does that give you a headache, or maybe hives?