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Oblio's Cap's avatar

They're all scum. No rehabilitating any of them.

Notreelyhelping's avatar

There were flags waving in my brain and Jimi Hendrix playing “The Star-Spangled Banner” by the end of that last paragraph.

Well fucking done.

whatwhomever's avatar

I imagine they’re so patriotic, their orgasm go past Lee Greenwood all the way to John Ashcroft’s “let the eagle soar”.

Leema Raven 🤓's avatar

Weapons grade euphemisms!

Egads, put them in a book, please!

Or.G's avatar

I don't believe this, but even if it's true, so what?

IMPOed's avatar

The slime trail thickens.

Ian's avatar

American lives, world War, nukes... yea, let's play dumb middle school games. Wow fuck all these people forever and ever.

Jensie's avatar

Can't wait to relive all of these exciting hijinks in 2024!