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They're all scum. No rehabilitating any of them.

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There were flags waving in my brain and Jimi Hendrix playing “The Star-Spangled Banner” by the end of that last paragraph.

Well fucking done.

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I imagine they’re so patriotic, their orgasm go past Lee Greenwood all the way to John Ashcroft’s “let the eagle soar”.

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Weapons grade euphemisms!

Egads, put them in a book, please!

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I don't believe this, but even if it's true, so what?

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The slime trail thickens.

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American lives, world War, nukes... yea, let's play dumb middle school games. Wow fuck all these people forever and ever.

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Can't wait to relive all of these exciting hijinks in 2024!

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