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Oblio's Cap's avatar

They're all scum. No rehabilitating any of them.

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Notreelyhelping's avatar

There were flags waving in my brain and Jimi Hendrix playing “The Star-Spangled Banner” by the end of that last paragraph.

Well fucking done.

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whatwhomever's avatar

I imagine they’re so patriotic, their orgasm go past Lee Greenwood all the way to John Ashcroft’s “let the eagle soar”.

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Leema Raven 🤓's avatar

Weapons grade euphemisms!

Egads, put them in a book, please!

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Or.G's avatar

I don't believe this, but even if it's true, so what?

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IMPOed's avatar

The slime trail thickens.

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Ian's avatar

American lives, world War, nukes... yea, let's play dumb middle school games. Wow fuck all these people forever and ever.

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Jensie's avatar

Can't wait to relive all of these exciting hijinks in 2024!

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