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Which is why Kylo Ren is an only child.

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You liar, Blobfish reproduce asexually because even they think they are too ugly to fuck themselves....

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Come on, they are working diligently on the 3 Rs: revulsion, recidivism, and revenue.

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I think they can safely drop the "and counting" part. It's been a long ride, but the old Duggar vagina seems to have birthed its last. I'm amazed it didn't just plop on out about 8 kids ago. Thanks, medical science....

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But then they'd get a plagiarism suit by the Bravo channel.

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Good point. Bravo used to show a lot of foreign and independent films. History Channel isn't what it once was either. But they all reap what they sow, so I cut the Cable Cord.

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Why yes "a few months" IS enough time for the publif cool down from sexual molestation charges made public. Josh Duggar being a perv is just "SO 2015" you guys! It's as old hat as unamed black folks beimg shot down by the police.

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The TLC excutives got the idea to bring back this show after they finished their production of "19 Kilos and Snorting."

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Grifters gonna grift.

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Damn it, you just jinxed it! I bet Vingt* is in the chute as we type.

*Because XX would be too cool

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Top Chef libelz !!!elevenl!!

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While the Editrix is Wonkabagoing, huh? Maybe Evan edited hisself a promotion whilst he has the keys to the kingdom? (jk, EH, ilu!)

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"Alas poor Yorkey, I chewed him well"

I'll just show myself out.

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Shallow and cold = ice cube tray?

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Not being a weed smoker (it makes me tired and anxious), I may not be the right person to say this, but a little bit of weed might do that entire goddamn family some good.

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They could never do a reality teevee show of a typical liberal family because those folks aren't obsessed with other people's sex lives morning, noon, and night.

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