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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Which is why Kylo Ren is an only child.

Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

You liar, Blobfish reproduce asexually because even they think they are too ugly to fuck themselves....

Vegetablebrothel's avatar

Come on, they are working diligently on the 3 Rs: revulsion, recidivism, and revenue.

LeCafeAuLait's avatar

I think they can safely drop the "and counting" part. It's been a long ride, but the old Duggar vagina seems to have birthed its last. I'm amazed it didn't just plop on out about 8 kids ago. Thanks, medical science....

JAWs's avatar

But then they'd get a plagiarism suit by the Bravo channel.

Queen Méabh's avatar

Good point. Bravo used to show a lot of foreign and independent films. History Channel isn't what it once was either. But they all reap what they sow, so I cut the Cable Cord.

JAWs's avatar

Why yes "a few months" IS enough time for the publif cool down from sexual molestation charges made public. Josh Duggar being a perv is just "SO 2015" you guys! It's as old hat as unamed black folks beimg shot down by the police.

JAWs's avatar

The TLC excutives got the idea to bring back this show after they finished their production of "19 Kilos and Snorting."

JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

Damn it, you just jinxed it! I bet Vingt* is in the chute as we type.

*Because XX would be too cool

BehaveYrself's avatar

While the Editrix is Wonkabagoing, huh? Maybe Evan edited hisself a promotion whilst he has the keys to the kingdom? (jk, EH, ilu!)

OddMan's avatar

"Alas poor Yorkey, I chewed him well"

I'll just show myself out.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Shallow and cold = ice cube tray?

accidental housewife's avatar

Not being a weed smoker (it makes me tired and anxious), I may not be the right person to say this, but a little bit of weed might do that entire goddamn family some good.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

They could never do a reality teevee show of a typical liberal family because those folks aren't obsessed with other people's sex lives morning, noon, and night.