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Ed Buckner's avatar

Brilliant summary--led directly to my subscribing--so thanks. For my own, admittedly less witty take on the subject, see https://open.substack.com/pub/edbuckner/p/if-only-the-ten-commandments-were?r=3urcz&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

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Ed Buckner's avatar

Brilliant summary--led directly to my subscribing--so thanks. For my own, admittedly less witty take on the subject, see https://open.substack.com/pub/edbuckner/p/if-only-the-ten-commandments-were?r=3urcz&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. I can't abide Domionist trash, all the more when said piece of trash is an insurrectionist.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Is that Marjorie Taylor Greene in the red pickup behind Jackson?

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

"It's a garden gnome

with her mouth a-foam

slowin' down to take a look at me."

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Ed Buckner's avatar

that asshat is from my state--damn it

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zb23's avatar

"...in theological terms, Christianity should have Six Commandments, not Ten. Jesus deliberately snipped out four of the commandments, endorsing only six. The six he favored are moral standards that could readily be posted in any public structure, without violating the line between church and state."

i guess it is possible all these Ten Commandment lovers are Jewish but i somehow doubt that.

https://www.beliefnet.com/news/2002/11/hang-six.aspx

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Sherry Ellis's avatar

I do believe that pretending to be a legitimate elector when you clearly are not qualifies as bearing false witness.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

In Biblical terms it may qualify as leprosy.

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Michael Bowen's avatar

The first thing someone should have asked him is to name them all. When Rep Lynn Westmoreland (R-GA) came on The Colbert Report after submitting a bill to have the 15, oops, 10 Commandments posted in all federal buildings, Colbert asked him to name all ten. He only managed two.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Or ask him which version he prefers. There are three in the Bible.

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Ed Buckner's avatar

i heard Colbert do that to my fellow Georgian way back when--good point, Cliff

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Robin L'Etoile's avatar

I feel like that whole thing about “that’s why we tolerate other religions” was mentioned recently in another Substack. Something to do with fake Patrick Henry quotes and a deeply racist magazine from 1956 and Josh Hawley. Did anyone else read that?

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Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

I have no problem with the GQP forcing teachers to put up the Ten Commandments, just as long as their is an asterisk next to each one that the proven rapist Defendant Trump has violated within the last few years.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

Magna Carta!

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Code of Hammurabi!

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

By-laws of the Howell High School D&D Club, circa 1978!

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Darth Trad's avatar

Remember that the Israelites, who possessed the actual Commandments, didn't stick them up on the wall. The put them in a box and killed anyone who tried to look at them.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

This bit of obvious had escaped me till you. pointed it out. For my part you win the internets for the weekend.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

If they aren't going to get upset when a classroom of kids gets shot up, they sure aren't going to worry when the kids' faces melt off.

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hockubs's avatar

Code of Hammurabi, beechezzzzzz.

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Linda's Bitter Disappointment's avatar

I believe there was a bill in the Texas Senate, SB Bill 1515 requiring elementary and secondary schools to post the ten commandments on the wall in every classroom of every public school, at the school's expense. And those signs had to be a a certain dimension. It failed to pass, even with a Republican majority.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

The entire capitalist system that rightwingers consider as sacred as anything else, wouldn’t function without coveting. If people didn’t covet stuff, there’d be no markets at all.

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Darth Trad's avatar

And where would Donald Trump be without adultery? Happily married?

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thephantomcheese's avatar

Still Ivana's widower

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diane's avatar

Our founding documents are much more closely based on the governing principles of the Iroquois Six Nations.

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Ill-Advised's avatar

True!

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Delos's avatar

If we were to consider that the 10 Commandments came down from Mount Sinai with Moses, and think about the first commandment in that light: “I am the Lord your God, who brought you safe out of Egypt, and you shall have no other gods before me”, I would say an originalist reading of the first commandment forbids the worship of Jesus.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

It also confirms that there were other Gods beside Yahweh, and Yahweh was insecure enough to require a loyalty oath.

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Michael Bowen's avatar

Actually, you are free to worship Jesus, Krishna, and Thor as long as you keep Yahweh numero uno.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

And that would probably be tabulated by some revenue distribution system.

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Free beach's avatar

Don’t forget Crom.

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