Are Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Of The Week Cool Or What?

Maybe what.

Happy Weekend!

This week, my gift to you is a thing I was delighted to find this morning over on the r/ObscureMedia subreddit — Garfield's "Am I Cool or What?," an album full of songs about Garfield by the likes of The Temptations, The Pointer Sisters, B.B. King, Patti Labelle, Lou Rawls and Carl Anderson, the guy who played Judas in Jesus Christ Superstar .

I honestly cannot believe I did not own this as a child.

Am I Cool Or What? Full Album (includes download)    www.youtube.com 

I listened to the Patti LaBelle song and it's kind of a jam . Then again, it's Patti LaBelle. How could that possibly be bad? And hell, I bought some scamorz last week, so I might just have to put this on while I make my lasagna.

And here are your top ten stories of the week!

10. Wonkette Weekend Chat Will Defund The FBI But Not The X-Files Division 

9. Texas Schools Just Going Full Christian Nationalist Now 

8. New Congresswoman Nuttier Than Squirrel Poop, Greene And Boebert To Amp Up Crazy Accordingly 

7. Florida Protects School Children From Dictionaries And All The Naughty Words Inside Them 

6. Wonkette Movie Night: The Big Lebowski 

5. Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, We're Making Limoncello And A Bumblebee! 

4. Happy Birthday Gretchen Whitmer, We Got You This Guilty Verdict Of Dudes Who Tried To Kill You! 

3. How Long Have Feds Been Worried About Trump's Stolen Docs? Since BEFORE He Waddled Out Of The White House 

2. What? Beltway Idiots Might Have Gotten Midterms And Voter Rage About Abortion All Wrong? WHAAAT? 

1. Lauren Boebert Stunned College Dems Don’t Want To Hang With A-holes Like Her 

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