At CPAC, the biggest conservative event of the year, everyone is dressed to impress. Rick Perry, aka Governor Nerdlinger, brought the house down with this snappy ensemble topped off with glasses for the intellectual look. We almost expected him to whip them off and throw them aside during his barnburner of a speech, which had the audience on its feet for a full two minutes at the end, impressive given the early hour.
Oh, that's just Randy trying to show he's "all down with" the 15-18-year-olds who make up his (inherited from Daddy) fervid fans.
Last time I saw a pair of those Rick Perry glasses, a "Librarian" stripper was throwing them into the audience, along with her pin stripe coat.
Regrettably no pic of the Trumpette pontificating about how China is stealing our jobs while (presumably) wearing one of his namesake made-in-China sold-in-Macy's suits.
Gubnor Big Chief Pretty Hair, Anita your wife called. She needs for you to come back to your new mansion the People of Texas paid for and take care of her burning bush.
Plus, I'm sure you've received an e-mail from chemical manufacturer who wants to relocate to Texas an ammonium nitrate fertilizer plant and wants a special tax break. The e-mail could be from Freedom Chemical in West Virginia.
Fuck you Rick. Please run for President again so I can sell more bumper stickers "Read My Lips - No New Texans" at my Abortionplexs.
Is there any doubt which species provided the hide for Foster Friess's jacket? Let's just say he killed it himself while hunting the ultimate prey.
It's a double wide lectern, how appropriate
Oh, that's just Randy trying to show he's "all down with" the 15-18-year-olds who make up his (inherited from Daddy) fervid fans.
Last time I saw a pair of those Rick Perry glasses, a "Librarian" stripper was throwing them into the audience, along with her pin stripe coat.
It's been a couple of years. Has Gov. Perry learned to count to "three?"
I see everyone was carrying their complimentary douchebags.
What kind of sick fuck considers Storm Troopers (see also Sturm Abteilung) to be a symbol of American values?
"... railing against her betters, which is practically everyone ..."
Charlie is my hero.
Regrettably no pic of the Trumpette pontificating about how China is stealing our jobs while (presumably) wearing one of his namesake made-in-China sold-in-Macy's suits.
Nice to see the Imperial StormTrooper (Dick Cheney?), Chewbacca (Bristol Palin?) and the Rick Santorum Clone working together.
Gubnor Big Chief Pretty Hair, Anita your wife called. She needs for you to come back to your new mansion the People of Texas paid for and take care of her burning bush.
Plus, I'm sure you've received an e-mail from chemical manufacturer who wants to relocate to Texas an ammonium nitrate fertilizer plant and wants a special tax break. The e-mail could be from Freedom Chemical in West Virginia.
Fuck you Rick. Please run for President again so I can sell more bumper stickers "Read My Lips - No New Texans" at my Abortionplexs.
We can drape ourselves in suits and leather, but god forbid we raise the minimum wage.
Is there any doubt which species provided the hide for Foster Friess's jacket? Let's just say he killed it himself while hunting the ultimate prey.
Are we sure that Foster Friess didn't borrow that jacket from Ward Churchill?
Isn't that Donald Chump?
The only way to stop a bad guy with a blaster...
That's all they care about