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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

It's a double wide lectern, how appropriate

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Oh, that's just Randy trying to show he's "all down with" the 15-18-year-olds who make up his (inherited from Daddy) fervid fans.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Last time I saw a pair of those Rick Perry glasses, a "Librarian" stripper was throwing them into the audience, along with her pin stripe coat.

TundraGrifter's avatar

It's been a couple of years. Has Gov. Perry learned to count to "three?"

Incoming Ham's avatar

I see everyone was carrying their complimentary douchebags.

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

What kind of sick fuck considers Storm Troopers (see also Sturm Abteilung) to be a symbol of American values?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"... railing against her betters, which is practically everyone ..."

Charlie is my hero.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Regrettably no pic of the Trumpette pontificating about how China is stealing our jobs while (presumably) wearing one of his namesake made-in-China sold-in-Macy's suits.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Nice to see the Imperial StormTrooper (Dick Cheney?), Chewbacca (Bristol Palin?) and the Rick Santorum Clone working together.

Fartknocker's avatar

Gubnor Big Chief Pretty Hair, Anita your wife called. She needs for you to come back to your new mansion the People of Texas paid for and take care of her burning bush.

Plus, I'm sure you've received an e-mail from chemical manufacturer who wants to relocate to Texas an ammonium nitrate fertilizer plant and wants a special tax break. The e-mail could be from Freedom Chemical in West Virginia.

Fuck you Rick. Please run for President again so I can sell more bumper stickers "Read My Lips - No New Texans" at my Abortionplexs.

PsycWench's avatar

We can drape ourselves in suits and leather, but god forbid we raise the minimum wage.

WA Bishop's avatar

Is there any doubt which species provided the hide for Foster Friess's jacket? Let's just say he killed it himself while hunting the ultimate prey.

PubOption's avatar

Are we sure that Foster Friess didn't borrow that jacket from Ward Churchill?

TundraGrifter's avatar

Isn't that Donald Chump?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

The only way to stop a bad guy with a blaster...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

That's all they care about