America, are you ready to take a chance again? Are you ready to have the white-hot flames of passion lick at your nether regions? Are you pining for a real man who will sweep you off your feet? Are you wishing you'd never lost that lovin' feeling? Then America, you are so ready for the
"No fewer than six potential 2016 GOP candidates made the trek to the Park City [sic], including Christie, Sens. Rand Paul, R-Ky., and Rob Portman, R-Ohio, Gov. Susana Martinez, R-Ohio, former Gov. Mike Huckabee, R-Ark., and Rep. Paul Ryan, R-Wis., who was Romney’s running mate in 2012." Had we known in advance this was going to happen, we could have taken off and nuked it from space. It's the only way to be sure. (Yeah, yeah, votes, whatever.)
Ted "Anchorbaby" Cruz must have spent the weekend with the Koch Brothers. I would have expected Ted would have shown up to enjoy the virtual ride on the Mittens car elevator.
<i>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t think he&rsquo;s ever been more popular than he is today,&rdquo; said Spencer Zwick</i>
In a recent poll, when asked if they would vote for Lord Mittens of Romney for any post more prominent than treasurer of the local Chamber of Commerce, Romney <i>swept</i> a sample of respondents consisting of his immediate family, closest personal friends, and people who owe him money. And Jo(k)e Scarborough.
&quot;No fewer than six potential 2016 GOP candidates made the trek to the Park City [sic], including Christie, Sens. Rand Paul, R-Ky., and Rob Portman, R-Ohio, Gov. Susana Martinez, R-Ohio, former Gov. Mike Huckabee, R-Ark., and Rep. Paul Ryan, R-Wis., who was Romney&rsquo;s running mate in 2012.&quot; Had we known in advance this was going to happen, we could have taken off and nuked it from space. It&#039;s the only way to be sure. (Yeah, yeah, votes, whatever.)
Scary.
Some people like Mitt for the same reason mayonnaise is popular.
the most famousest of kingmakers ended up in exile in france before being killed by his own men in the fog.
just sayin.
DVD? I woulda gone VHS or Beta.
LaserDisc libel!!!
<i>You shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of unskewed polls!</i>
Ted &quot;Anchorbaby&quot; Cruz must have spent the weekend with the Koch Brothers. I would have expected Ted would have shown up to enjoy the virtual ride on the Mittens car elevator.
Heavens to Betsy, yes, we must all be nice to Mittens. Otherwise Egg might cry real tears of despair (again).
The &quot;Mormon/Moron&quot; ticket?
<i>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t think he&rsquo;s ever been more popular than he is today,&rdquo; said Spencer Zwick</i>
In a recent poll, when asked if they would vote for Lord Mittens of Romney for any post more prominent than treasurer of the local Chamber of Commerce, Romney <i>swept</i> a sample of respondents consisting of his immediate family, closest personal friends, and people who owe him money. And Jo(k)e Scarborough.
But which Grifter? There&#039;s such a cast of them to choose from now!
<i>Zwick says the highlights will include a shotgun outing with Romney&rsquo;s 2012 vice presidential pick,</i>
Surely the Republicans know better than to go out with shotguns.
<i>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t think he&rsquo;s ever been more popular than he is today,&rdquo; said Spencer Zwick </i>
Dropping out of sight makes most annoying people more popular.
Is that even possible?
It&rsquo;s hard to be relevant in a party of wackos.