With the astronomical amounts of derp spewing into the atmosphere over the IRS, the AP, and BENGHAZI!!!!11!!!!, it is easy to forget that Americans continue every day to shoot each other with guns in ever more inventive ways. Lucky for you that yr Wonkette is here to remind you that every time you think the great American Experiment has dug deep enough down the mineshaft of Stupid to hit rock bottom, we can always break through the rocks to find another layer.
Agreed...this is probably the biggest point the Gun Club misses. Accepted: Gun don't kill people, people kill people. That's why we want background checks on people.
Just make sure she doesn't get the dungeon type that's for "dreary, cold, and boring" sex. I know those are a lot cheaper, but trust me, you don't want one.
Agreed...this is probably the biggest point the Gun Club misses. Accepted: Gun don't kill people, people kill people. That's why we want background checks on people.
laughing now
In the Daily News the caption read what?
Oh my grace I've got no hiding place.
It's ThinkProgress, I'm guessing Governor was probably snarking at the executive level.
So apparently:
We're gonna need a bigger bong.
Humans have an uncanny ability to forget that we're animals too, hence part of the natural world.
The Darwin Awards have, of course, for years been celebrating "un"natural selection.
Thus reiterating once more that if God does exist, he's a fucking asshole.
They're perfectly OK with the price of freedom being paid in blood. As long as it's other people's blood.
Meanwhile, said older lady can no longer drive, but take away her GUN? Never!
Boy needs a-pluckin'.
Just make sure she doesn't get the dungeon type that's for "dreary, cold, and boring" sex. I know those are a lot cheaper, but trust me, you don't want one.
Certainly no mention of guns and a definite dislike of swords.
â«I shot a man in my Ford Escort, just to watch him squirmâ«
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I bet it produced a really smooth and cool smoke. If not, I hope it was at least hilarious to watch.
Hey there...it that a delicious pastry in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?