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I'll get back to you when I'm done licking my screen.

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Hey, I'm getting old in a couple of weeks, so Mark has a whole year to go yet. That does make him seriously middle-aged, though.

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Thanks for the recommendation! Just picked it up and accidentally started reading it during lunch today...which was a mistake because it meant that I spent WAY too long at lunch and was late for everything else today. Thanks!

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either way, he's not Kosher.

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A little hazy if I correctly recall, but that's open too debate.

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They won't be able to get tickets.

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You remember it?

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my ex did that in Catholic grade school to a "friend" in the next stall when said friend was trying aim his piss towards ex's feet under the stall divider. Okay, he didn't pee into the future, but aimed the stream upward over the stall divider then heard a shriek.

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Eddie Izzard is just brilliant!

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I feel that way about 1996.

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I love Wellbutrin. I'm no longer Droopy Dog (but not Drippy his brother either--he's strong!)

https://youtu.be/tQeDYXnF84M

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Take my Worf, please...

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and to wash it all down...

http://40.media.tumblr.com/...

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Yes, Virginia, androids dream of android dick. Philip K. is one of my personal saints.

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Two friends and I were discussing what a pivotal year 1979 was (overthrow of the Shah, etc.) over dinner last Monday. We ARE living in 1979, in ways too horrible to imagine ....

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