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Ali | A Grumpy Cat's avatar

I'll get back to you when I'm done licking my screen.

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JDM's avatar

Hey, I'm getting old in a couple of weeks, so Mark has a whole year to go yet. That does make him seriously middle-aged, though.

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ShriekinViolet's avatar

Thanks for the recommendation! Just picked it up and accidentally started reading it during lunch today...which was a mistake because it meant that I spent WAY too long at lunch and was late for everything else today. Thanks!

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H0mer0's avatar

either way, he's not Kosher.

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Wassamatta U Alumnus's avatar

A little hazy if I correctly recall, but that's open too debate.

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bobbert's avatar

They won't be able to get tickets.

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

You remember it?

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H0mer0's avatar

my ex did that in Catholic grade school to a "friend" in the next stall when said friend was trying aim his piss towards ex's feet under the stall divider. Okay, he didn't pee into the future, but aimed the stream upward over the stall divider then heard a shriek.

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

Eddie Izzard is just brilliant!

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Arken's avatar

I feel that way about 1996.

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H0mer0's avatar

I love Wellbutrin. I'm no longer Droopy Dog (but not Drippy his brother either--he's strong!)

https://youtu.be/tQeDYXnF84M

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Take my Worf, please...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

and to wash it all down...

http://40.media.tumblr.com/...

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

An orgy, maybe?

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Zyxomma's avatar

Yes, Virginia, androids dream of android dick. Philip K. is one of my personal saints.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Two friends and I were discussing what a pivotal year 1979 was (overthrow of the Shah, etc.) over dinner last Monday. We ARE living in 1979, in ways too horrible to imagine ....

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