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fuflans's avatar

well. my beloved wonkette is apparently armed to the teeth.

this little lady now feels mighty protected and is less concerned about the upcoming perry administration.

i hope some / several of you are in chi and/or LA.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

Isn't Steven Siegal a rapist ?

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

Because of the NRA they are allowed to hunt.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

Condoms aren't just for penises.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

weejee:

He's just trying to be a big shot.

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chascates's avatar

Nothing says 'HALT' like a pump being slammed forward.

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MissusBarry's avatar

If it contains that chemical-creme filling, yes. Goodness knows, I'm sure that stuff can't actually be digested and probably has more carcinogens than that pack of Newports, but I still kinda love it a lot. *Hangs head in shame.*

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

This is as dumb as putting crosses in churches.

You think that's what Jesus wants to see ever again?

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Mahousu's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Glock_23" target="_blank">According to the Wikipedia article</a>, the largest magazine for the 23 has 15 rounds. You'd really have to get two of them.

Oh, my bad - turns out they're offering it with not one, not two, but <i>three</i> 12-round magazines. So if you can master the fast reload, you can still outfire Loughner.

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chascates's avatar

2nd prize: your very own illegal to shoot!

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chascates's avatar

I suggest a Kimber .45.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I'm not a big Billy Joel fan, but every now and then his lyrics resonate...

"Now we are forced to recognize our inhumanity A reason coexists with our insanity And so we choose between reality and madness It's either sadness or euphoria"

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MissusBarry's avatar

Aw, happy anniversary. I guess mine was last Tuesday, although I didn't start commenting right away. And, I never received an orientation packet. Perhaps this is why I remain so disoriented.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Is that your post in memory of Nilist?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Remember the bumper sticker: "Today The Voices Told Me to Stay Home and Clean My Guns."

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I'm holding out for the AK-47 raffle. Hand guns are for wussies.

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