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I am thinking about dressing up as a virgin ballot.

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Especially with the ballot roofies that they use these days.

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I'm sure Willard was a hit in Mesa- there are probably more magic undies there than in the entire state of Utah

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Mass political production? Sounds like a good description of FOX News.

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Skin color.

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The last time I ran into someone from Sonoran V he tried to eat my face.

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I'd go with Gay, Mexican, community Organizer with a union card

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If and when (not soon enough) he ever does totally fuck off, take Egg on the way out, POR FAVOR!!!

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Were you wearing a red shirt?

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SEIU card for the win.

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Voter ID laws suck big time, but the case for Voter IQ laws just keeps getting stronger.

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Husbands are expected to bring "the little woman's" ballot since she's too emotional to make such a decision.

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<i>And then they presumably eat some babies and get gay-married, too.</i>

I eat the babies first. That way I have more energy for the other things.

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