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Lefty Mark's avatar

I am thinking about dressing up as a virgin ballot.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Especially with the ballot roofies that they use these days.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'm sure Willard was a hit in Mesa- there are probably more magic undies there than in the entire state of Utah

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Mass political production? Sounds like a good description of FOX News.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Skin color.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

The last time I ran into someone from Sonoran V he tried to eat my face.

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Ilgattomorte's avatar

I'd go with Gay, Mexican, community Organizer with a union card

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SpideySenser's avatar

If and when (not soon enough) he ever does totally fuck off, take Egg on the way out, POR FAVOR!!!

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Were you wearing a red shirt?

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PubOption's avatar

SEIU card for the win.

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Voter ID laws suck big time, but the case for Voter IQ laws just keeps getting stronger.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Husbands are expected to bring "the little woman's" ballot since she's too emotional to make such a decision.

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

<i>And then they presumably eat some babies and get gay-married, too.</i>

I eat the babies first. That way I have more energy for the other things.

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