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Lefty Mark's avatar

I am thinking about dressing up as a virgin ballot.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'm sure Willard was a hit in Mesa- there are probably more magic undies there than in the entire state of Utah

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Mass political production? Sounds like a good description of FOX News.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

The last time I ran into someone from Sonoran V he tried to eat my face.

Ilgattomorte's avatar

I'd go with Gay, Mexican, community Organizer with a union card

SpideySenser's avatar

If and when (not soon enough) he ever does totally fuck off, take Egg on the way out, POR FAVOR!!!

PubOption's avatar

SEIU card for the win.

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Voter ID laws suck big time, but the case for Voter IQ laws just keeps getting stronger.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Husbands are expected to bring "the little woman's" ballot since she's too emotional to make such a decision.

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

<i>And then they presumably eat some babies and get gay-married, too.</i>

I eat the babies first. That way I have more energy for the other things.