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DrCaligari's avatar

I see. No, not *new*, but infrequent enough a visitor that I might as well be.

I thought maybe it was a reference to the movie The Railway Children. The movie takes place in Yorkshire, and one of the kids in it says, "Oh, now Grandpa's got the babby!"

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Definitely more money in the parts than if you sold them whole.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

We can't get green here - our olds just last and last.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Hey, once that's happened, their level of concern drops to zero. No fetus + no pregnant woman = no interest.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Eyup. And I have to say, I agree with him 100%. No civilised society would have aired that piece of crap EVER.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Your mother should know.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Pfft. My mother made sure time stopped around 1955, in our house anyway.

SterWonk's avatar

Prince John: Such an unusual name. Latrine. How did your family come by it?Latrine: We changed it in the 9th Century.Prince John: You changed it to Latrine?Latrine: Yeah! It used to be Shithouse.Prince John: It's a good change.....it's a good change.

PubOption's avatar

That would be impressive. If a normal vacuum cleaner uses about 1kW this hypothetical vacuum would need a 300kW or 400 HP motor. Starting it would dim the lights for a few blocks.

Beware of nerds on the Wonket.

DrCaligari's avatar

"Baby". It's spelled right in the headline, just not in the article itself.

Woke Mind Superspreader's avatar

When baby parts are outlawed, only outlaws have baby parts.

Woke Mind Superspreader's avatar

Yes, but this complicates the tax issues.

Woke Mind Superspreader's avatar

Reminds me of that episode of Top Gear where Clarkson performs an abortion using a supercharged V-8 motor.

Trump Ate Our Votes's avatar

How are babbys supposed to supplement their income now? https://img0.etsystatic.com...

Woke Mind Superspreader's avatar

And they charge extra for the vitamin blastocyst.