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I see. No, not *new*, but infrequent enough a visitor that I might as well be.

I thought maybe it was a reference to the movie The Railway Children. The movie takes place in Yorkshire, and one of the kids in it says, "Oh, now Grandpa's got the babby!"

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Definitely more money in the parts than if you sold them whole.

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Which one was the walrus again?

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We can't get green here - our olds just last and last.

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Hey, once that's happened, their level of concern drops to zero. No fetus + no pregnant woman = no interest.

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Eyup. And I have to say, I agree with him 100%. No civilised society would have aired that piece of crap EVER.

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Your mother should know.

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Pfft. My mother made sure time stopped around 1955, in our house anyway.

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Prince John: Such an unusual name. Latrine. How did your family come by it?Latrine: We changed it in the 9th Century.Prince John: You changed it to Latrine?Latrine: Yeah! It used to be Shithouse.Prince John: It's a good change.....it's a good change.

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That would be impressive. If a normal vacuum cleaner uses about 1kW this hypothetical vacuum would need a 300kW or 400 HP motor. Starting it would dim the lights for a few blocks.

Beware of nerds on the Wonket.

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"Baby". It's spelled right in the headline, just not in the article itself.

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When baby parts are outlawed, only outlaws have baby parts.

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Yes, but this complicates the tax issues.

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Reminds me of that episode of Top Gear where Clarkson performs an abortion using a supercharged V-8 motor.

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How are babbys supposed to supplement their income now? https://img0.etsystatic.com...

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And they charge extra for the vitamin blastocyst.

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