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Gitanes libel!

(and isn't it a bit rich still calling them Gauloises now they're made in Spain?)

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Shark libel!

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With what, though? Any time I fail to stop myself thinking about it, which fortunately is rare, my impression of Jan is always "drier than the desert"

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"Show me your dick <em>and</em> your papers"

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Also today: Gov. Jan Brewer Signs New Law That Takes Debt Collectors' Word For How Much You Owe <a href="http://crooksandliars.com/s..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://crooksandliars.com/susie-madrak/gov-jan-br...">http://crooksandliars.com/s...

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You can view the source from that link. Like I said, it's tiny. It'll open up the <em>images</em> on your Chase and eTrade accounts to check whether they have alts but no titles, but it's certainly not capable of sending me your password (or your money) ;)

Now uploaded to the <a href="https:\/\/addons.mozilla.org\/en-US\/firefox\/addon\/alttotitle\/" target="_blank">Mozilla Add-Ons</a> site where it's easier to work out how to install it.

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Needz moar ear-piercing screams.

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That's how Jan gets by.

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In Camelot, "Apparent Suicide" of course is sekrit code for "Murder"

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So wait...if a woman refuses to have sex with my and my active lil guys, can that be construed as contraception?

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Well played, I say. Well played!

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When I get my franchise agreement from Abortionplex, I think I'll build my complex in Truth or Consequences, NM. The ladies can make it a day trip, kind of a staycation. I think the Arizona womens will really enjoy the spa treatment.

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It has an alt. What it lacks is a title - IE ignores the HTML standards and uses alt in lieu of title, Firefox and Chrome are very smug in their compliance but it means you can't see the text. This annoyed me enough that I recently threw together a tiny little <a href="https:\/\/builder.addons.mozilla.org\/addons\/by\/6195957\/" target="_blank">Firefox extension</a> to fix it.

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