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yeah, he was supposed to be back quite a while ago

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Gladstone, supposedly, only picked up prostitutes to talk them into changing their ways. Gallagher seems to go much further.

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Ouch.

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. . . the one who comes after me will baptize you with fire . . . and the Holy Spirit, and maybe some penicillin.

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"Well, your honor, she was giving me the whore-eyes; that's how I knew she was a prostitute"

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They're doing it wrong.

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What - you think the Constitution is for <i>everybody?</i>

"The Constitution says nothing about prostitutes." - Antonin Scalia

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So if i go to Az and ask a random passerby the time, I can be arrested for manifesting prostitution? Cool - road trip! Who's up? Tessieee? Callyson? Anybody else?

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Nothing is ever wimple.

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a blue nun, at that

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teh gheys?

it's always teh gheys' fault here in AZ when it comes to throat ramming and religion

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I missed the part where Julia Roberts had to go to church, must've been in the sequel, "Pretty Unrealistic Movie"

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at least with the sex workers, your entire explicit goal is to get fucked. With Wall Street, you just wake up the next morning and your ass hurts

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I'm sure there's some wildly distorted, incoherent private property argument for the Paultards to make for prostitution

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Arizona to Florida- Bring it, bitches! We got game!

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