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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

yeah, he was supposed to be back quite a while ago

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PubOption's avatar

Gladstone, supposedly, only picked up prostitutes to talk them into changing their ways. Gallagher seems to go much further.

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bobbert's avatar

Ouch.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

. . . the one who comes after me will baptize you with fire . . . and the Holy Spirit, and maybe some penicillin.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

"Well, your honor, she was giving me the whore-eyes; that's how I knew she was a prostitute"

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

They're doing it wrong.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

What - you think the Constitution is for <i>everybody?</i>

"The Constitution says nothing about prostitutes." - Antonin Scalia

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

So if i go to Az and ask a random passerby the time, I can be arrested for manifesting prostitution? Cool - road trip! Who's up? Tessieee? Callyson? Anybody else?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Nothing is ever wimple.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

a blue nun, at that

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

teh gheys?

it's always teh gheys' fault here in AZ when it comes to throat ramming and religion

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I missed the part where Julia Roberts had to go to church, must've been in the sequel, "Pretty Unrealistic Movie"

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

at least with the sex workers, your entire explicit goal is to get fucked. With Wall Street, you just wake up the next morning and your ass hurts

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'm sure there's some wildly distorted, incoherent private property argument for the Paultards to make for prostitution

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Arizona to Florida- Bring it, bitches! We got game!

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