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SullivanSt's avatar

I'm pretty sure they installed specially designed electrical grates at each end to keep out rats and other animals that might conceivably be disease carriers.

From what I recall, the end result was a proof that rats are smarter than humans.

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bobbert's avatar

Apropos of nothing, "Chunnel" is one of my favorite made-up words.

chunnel, chunnel, chunnel.

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bobbert's avatar

El Camino Real. Oh, wait.

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bobbert's avatar

Poutine and salsa.

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bobbert's avatar

I would never join a country that would have me as a member.

-- Marx

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Either Hershey's, or santorum?

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bobbert's avatar

Yeah, I wonder how it is these clowns have never heard of I-5.

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Wonkette's own Jim Newell probably helped this along with <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/329716\/buy-your-ameros-today" target="_blank">this</a> back in 2007. There are posts on the "NAFTA Superhighway" as well. I think it is a toll road and you pay in gold Ameros.

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

<i>Don't they teach geography in AZ? </i> They teach *REAL* geography in AZ, not that moozlim soshulistical kind.

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Mahousu's avatar

As you may know, the ameros in existence are the product of <a href="http:\/\/www.dc-coin.com" target="_blank">DC Coin's "Moonlight Mint,"</a> which issues "fantasy coins." If one guy working in his spare time can apparently bring about a North American Union, what could the Franklin Mint do? I shudder to think of the "precious moments" in store for us.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Every time they would excavate, it would rain, filling it back up.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Otter: Germans? Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Easy for you new messicans in the land of enchantment to be all "we are family". Here in Hartford, half the population originated in Puerto Rico. Which means they know what's happening on Univision. I, um, forgot what my point is.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

This road is what Paul Revere was shooting his warning shots at, if you know your history at all.

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WA Bishop's avatar

So Mexico and Canada aren't currently connected by paved roads?

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

England is lucky not to have to worry about roads connecting them to other countries, which explains how England remains independent. (Not counting the road they put under the ocean.)

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