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The Second Amendment absolutely protects gunplay on words.

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Public safety at the cost of gun and ammunition manufacturers, isn't that cute?

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Are you franchising this because at my Abortionplex in Truth or Consequences NM this would fit in nicely with the Friday happy hour.

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I'm thinking of the scene where American Sniper goes ballistic on a syllabus book his estranged wife insists on teaching and he wakes his parents up in the comfort of their home with a rant on how toxic it was and how children shouldn't be taught that and if we'd only ban books like Mayor Palin helpfully does we'd not have to worry about open carry abuses in the libary and whatnot.

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It allows them to hold their dicks in public?

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Touché. :-S

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"It would only count for children who are 13 and younger. To me, that doesn’t sound unreasonable at all. I mean, who would a law like this impact?"

Morons. The law would impact morons. They're a large and powerful demographic and they're not going to stand for this, by God, they will not.

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You can tour a Russian military base and fire various weapons. Also tour Chernobyl, a missile silo

http://tourkiev.com/tankrid...

Shoot any of the more then 40 available firearms - some of which are very rare. (e.g. AK-47, AMD-65, vz. 24 rifle, Arisaka rifle, Gewehr 88 , Mannlicher M1888, Mosin-Nagant rifle, SVT-40, RPG-22, Karabiner 98 Kurz, SKS, Walther P38, Makarov pistol, Pistole Parabellum 1908, PPD (Pistolet-Pulemet Degtyareva), Nagant M1895 Revolver, Savage Model 1907, TT-30, Suomi KP/-31, M56 submachine gun, Thompson submachine gun , CZ Model 25, MP 38, PPS 43, PPSh-41, Škorpion vz. 61 , PTRD-41, SG-43 Goryunov, PM M1910 ("Maxim's machine gun model 1910") and more..

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Gun tourists! Come on down to UziLand the Most Ammosexual Place on Earth. And while you're at it, visit our sister park, Machetecot.

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All this eyerolling is going to permanently fuck up my eyes.

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Moloch demands his sacrifices.

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We'll never be able to retain our First World leadership in gun crimes, gun deaths, and gun injuries unless we begin training 'em young. Why do you hate America?

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I, for one, would support you in that.

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We call that the Slippery-n-Slide Slope.

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A Mannlicher? Do they have a range laid out as a Dealey Plaza simulator?

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My worry is that I might miss and accidentally hit Mark Twain.

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