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Liars for Jesus pissing on their own holy book again.

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My gallbladder had feels. It felt so much pain that I was throwing up in the ER.

No way in hell was I going to refuse to get that thing removed. Put it back in? Kill me first.

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That's the problem. All those sluts having sex without having to worry about the consequences.

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On the other hand, Arizona might be amenable to providing the newborns with their own personal handguns, because Arizona.

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I warned everyone that it wouldn't be long until everybody was pining for good old Jan. We've gone from bad to worse and there's no end in sight for the batshitcrazy.

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"Good to see the GOP hard at work keeping pointless government regulation out of my exam room."You forgot "science-free"

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http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov...

Sorry I don't know how to do that linky condensy thing. I am middly-aged and that is how I know that doctors did lie about it.

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BTDT.

http://stanford.io/1CsbZun

Oh, were you snarking?

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<a href="URL">Text you want to show up</a>

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Adam Savage LIBEL!

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What's next? Will driving affect our uteri? We can no longer conduct business unless there is s man involved? Just what does that shit sound like?

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What? No "having an abortion will make you burn in hell for all eternity"?

Squishes.

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Arizona-Alabama-Kansas: the new Axis of Evil.

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Slander! Science went to live on a farm upstate where it can chase hypotheses all day.

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Nolites te bastardes carborundorum . Points for anyone who gets the reference.

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18th and 21st amendments? They changed it and changed it back within 15 years.

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