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I can hardly wait for the Ben Garrison cartoon about this.

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The choices for what gets labeled should be very revealing, yes.

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"waiting out in front of the office at 5:00 o'clock for his wife to pick him up"

Wait...If his WIFE was picking him up, then SHE was in the car...So where was HE?Standing in front of the building, possibly behind the ornamental shrubberies?

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Yeah, but what happened to the explosive muskrat?

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Smoke from the wildfires are no fantastic bargain, either.

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"This one time, at rebar camp..."

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Sitting on a bench beside the ornamental shrubberies (I was told).

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SER is great. Randy Kaufman is a bit too randy handy for me. EW

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They put the playground at my elementary school so that it was surrounded by the school building probably to prevent such a thing

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Very good idea, but sad that it even has to be done b/c of these creepers. :(

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Re: The portrait of randy Randy attached to that story. He looks like he just strangled the one-eyed trouser snake reeeeeeeal good.

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Are you ready for a big surprise in Surprise?

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Pfft, fasteners are where all the stress is really at.

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The truth always leaks out in the end.

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Like God intended.

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