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Tessiee's avatar

I can hardly wait for the Ben Garrison cartoon about this.

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JCfromNC's avatar

The choices for what gets labeled should be very revealing, yes.

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Tessiee's avatar

"waiting out in front of the office at 5:00 o'clock for his wife to pick him up"

Wait...If his WIFE was picking him up, then SHE was in the car...So where was HE?Standing in front of the building, possibly behind the ornamental shrubberies?

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Tessiee's avatar

Yeah, but what happened to the explosive muskrat?

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Tessiee's avatar

Smoke from the wildfires are no fantastic bargain, either.

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Tessiee's avatar

"This one time, at rebar camp..."

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Sitting on a bench beside the ornamental shrubberies (I was told).

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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

SER is great. Randy Kaufman is a bit too randy handy for me. EW

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Princess Erika the Radiant's avatar

They put the playground at my elementary school so that it was surrounded by the school building probably to prevent such a thing

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EyeQueue's avatar

Very good idea, but sad that it even has to be done b/c of these creepers. :(

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Re: The portrait of randy Randy attached to that story. He looks like he just strangled the one-eyed trouser snake reeeeeeeal good.

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Are you ready for a big surprise in Surprise?

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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

Pfft, fasteners are where all the stress is really at.

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AlanInSF's avatar

The truth always leaks out in the end.

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popebuck1's avatar

Like God intended.

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