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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>And yes, we’re now feeling more than a little queasy at the realization that Joe Freaking Arpaio may be more aggressive about seeking a second shot at justice for a case involving dogs than Missouri’s entire law enforcement apparatus was in bringing a solid case to the grand jury in Ferguson.</i>

What color dogs are we talking about here?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Sounds like a promotion is in order, what?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Puh-lease. according to their testimony, the Flakes checked on the dogs at 11PM (who puts 20 dogs in a 9x12 room?). According to the electric records from SRP the A/C unit likely kicked off at 2AM and the Flakes supposedly discovered the dead dogs at 5AM. While the Phoenix area is indeed a heat island that doesn't cool down the way the desert does, there's no way in hell that at 3AM it would be hot enough to kill those dogs. They're lying big time...

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Fuck Flake.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Well, someone won't be getting a new calendar from the SPCA this year.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'm pretty sure that Husky got into MoDo's special candy...

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

"So can we blame this on the computer or something?"

"I think so .."

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"the case the prosecution presented to the grand jury didn’t take into account the potential for problems with an air-conditioning unit in the room."

I'm pretty sure that's the sort of thing a jury would decide. You know . . . <i>in a trial.</i>

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