Arizona's horrible old white people have responded in exactly the way you'd imagine to the Tucson Massacre that took the lives of six people -- including a federal judge and a little girl -- and gravely injured Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords and eight others, all for the sin of taking part in an American political get-together at a Safeway in a strip mall. Pima County Sheriff Clarence Dupnik is a popular Democrat who has won election eight times, but then he had the nerve to say that all the crazy gun nuts shooting everybody in Arizona is more proof that the wingnut state is "a mecca for prejudice and bigotry." And a bunch of Tea Party fanatics (who mostly own gun stores) have told important Tucson newspaper
I predict many letters that follow "Maybe this wouldn't have happened if..."
abortion wasn't legal we allowed prayer in schools college students were allowed/required to carry weapons to class everyone went to church we prayed more we put gays to death on the spot we hadn't let that pesky citizenry elect Obama blacks knew their place women knew their place etc.
Meanwhile, the Teamob is holding a meeting to deal with Dupnik. Let's see what is going on...
Teamobber #1: What we gonna do Gator? The sheriff dun gone soshulist on us! Gator: Well the first thing is we gonna need some more guns and ammo. Teamobber #2: I just spent all my last Social Security check on a new glock and bullets, I ain't got another check fer a month and tell you the truth I'm gettin kind of hungry. Gator: Just shoot your self some armadillo, squirrel and cactus,you 'll be fine and ifn you run out bullets I'll loan you some from Gator's GunzRus store for nominal percentage fee. Gator: OK everybody! If we're gonna vote this Dupnik critterout of office we're goona need some shootin pratice at Gator's GunzNFun shootin range! Don't forget Fridays is half price fer kids under 6.
Next thing you know she'll be asking us to pull her finger.
That was fucking great! Thanks.
I have a hard time imagining most Arizona residents being able to recall what they did yesterday, let alone recall a sheriff.
I predict many letters that follow "Maybe this wouldn't have happened if..."
abortion wasn't legal we allowed prayer in schools college students were allowed/required to carry weapons to class everyone went to church we prayed more we put gays to death on the spot we hadn't let that pesky citizenry elect Obama blacks knew their place women knew their place etc.
Spellin is not my strong suit.
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Meanwhile, the Teamob is holding a meeting to deal with Dupnik. Let's see what is going on...
Teamobber #1: What we gonna do Gator? The sheriff dun gone soshulist on us! Gator: Well the first thing is we gonna need some more guns and ammo. Teamobber #2: I just spent all my last Social Security check on a new glock and bullets, I ain't got another check fer a month and tell you the truth I'm gettin kind of hungry. Gator: Just shoot your self some armadillo, squirrel and cactus,you 'll be fine and ifn you run out bullets I'll loan you some from Gator's GunzRus store for nominal percentage fee. Gator: OK everybody! If we're gonna vote this Dupnik critterout of office we're goona need some shootin pratice at Gator's GunzNFun shootin range! Don't forget Fridays is half price fer kids under 6.
Or French or brown or socialist but definitely not Christian White.