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bobbert's avatar

Whoopti fuck. The asshole is still married to a gazillionaire and will be treated by the establishment media as if he matters until well after he croaks.

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bobbert's avatar

All of it, VG.

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bobbert's avatar

If only.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

No those are Miss Lindsay's poolboys, Juan and Francisco. They, of course, support immigration reform.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

I think the proper term is "those caks we lik."

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Even Sauron would go, "Christ, what a bunch of crazy assholes!" whilst rolling his Lidless Eye at this bunch.

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fuflans's avatar

this is JUST like the ending of 'the bacchae'.

only with way more pastel golf shirts.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

They would have drawn & quartered him with their Hoverrounds, if he hadn't thrown a handful of Chik-Fil-A into the crowd to distract them.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Typical Arizonans schedule:

6:00 wake up, take pills, get all the TV's in the house going good 10:00 Price is Right with Drew Carey 10:15 curse out brown helper person 10:30 nap 15:00 community teabagging, yelling 15:45 building dang fence 16:00 shooting stuff in backyard 17:00 bedtime

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PubOption's avatar

The Teabaggers get furious, fast, about Mexican guns and Mexican immigrants.

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PubOption's avatar

Common in all senses of the word.

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chascates's avatar

Oh, he'll be calling for roundups of the illegalz when his next election rolls around.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I thought she was more of a dogma.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

You sir, have won the internet.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

McCain has first hand experience as an illegal immigrant. Sure, he was called a POW but how different was that from how his fellow Arizonianites yearn to treat the illegals who are here in the U.S.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Who do I have to sleep with so Arizona will secede?

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