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malsperanza's avatar

The only part that goes left is the bit that runs through New Orleans.

malsperanza's avatar

I'm beginning to understand how it is that students can stagger through 4 years of high school and get into college <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=yRZZpk_9k8E" target="_blank"> without having the slightest idea who won the Civil War. </a>

Lefty Mark's avatar

Reminds me of a popular graffito from my college freshman year which began with the letter B and the number 4, which I won't reproduce here.

Lefty Mark's avatar

One of these refers to a policy carried out by a department of the military-led government in Myanmar that involved slicing every block of text or illustration that was deemed to be offensive to the regime out of every single copy of any newspaper or magazine each day prior to allowing it to be sold in the country.

The other one is censorship.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Cassius, Brutus and their co-conspirators in the Roman Senate?

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

When the new Amero superhighway is built it will run through this place and Phoenix, destroying them both.

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Surely there's a local T-shirt printer, who can reproduce the text. I would totally want my kid to wear that.

Vienna Woods's avatar

me when I'm marking essays?

PubOption's avatar

Gilbert (School Board) got fried.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

I think you have to go to near to get to far, first.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

The original plan was to replace the offending pages with a cartoon. <a href="http://www.dailykos.com/sto..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/08/19/570306/-...">http://www.dailykos.com/sto...

Tiny kaiju's avatar

Hell, it stopped me thinking about eating lunch. Chris Christie, a contraceptive and an emetic.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"razor out a page from an Honors Biology textbook"</i>

Say, you know who <i>else</i> used razor knives to accomplish their goal?