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Would love to see the Stupidity Index reported with the weather.

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That guy forgot The first rule of Zombieland:

Cardio.

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That is the mugshot, right? No one's at their best in a mugshot. They just refuse to let you show your best side. Er, ask Nick Nolte.

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Charlie Sheen?

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I'm not seeing a whole lot of "wisdom of Solomon" here.

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Where's the little old bald man, whose head receives constant slapping?

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Jeeps don't kill people! (they just pin them to the curb)

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You should curb these urges immediately.

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Folks are angry in Arizona. I try not to go there.

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And she was not hung over when it was taken.

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:::dash raises his hand:::

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...and don't think I didn't see what <i>you</i> did there either.

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I know marriage can be tough, but you'd think he'd a saw the crazy long before now.

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Erin Burnett doesn't look so good without makeup.

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"Her husband was part Cherokee? Which part?"

"The front bumper."

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It was a Jeep.

Just before the election, Romney said Government Motors wasn't going to make those in Ohio any more. All those jobs were being shifted to China. It was on the teevee and everything.

So...Connect The Dots, people! CTD!

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