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diogenez's avatar

Would love to see the Stupidity Index reported with the weather.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

That guy forgot The first rule of Zombieland:

Cardio.

FeloniousMonk's avatar

That is the mugshot, right? No one's at their best in a mugshot. They just refuse to let you show your best side. Er, ask Nick Nolte.

Mahousu's avatar

I'm not seeing a whole lot of "wisdom of Solomon" here.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Where's the little old bald man, whose head receives constant slapping?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Jeeps don't kill people! (they just pin them to the curb)

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

You should curb these urges immediately.

diogenez's avatar

Folks are angry in Arizona. I try not to go there.

PubOption's avatar

And she was not hung over when it was taken.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

:::dash raises his hand:::

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

...and don't think I didn't see what <i>you</i> did there either.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I know marriage can be tough, but you'd think he'd a saw the crazy long before now.

schmannity's avatar

Erin Burnett doesn't look so good without makeup.

TundraGrifter's avatar

"Her husband was part Cherokee? Which part?"

"The front bumper."

TundraGrifter's avatar

It was a Jeep.

Just before the election, Romney said Government Motors wasn't going to make those in Ohio any more. All those jobs were being shifted to China. It was on the teevee and everything.

So...Connect The Dots, people! CTD!