Arkansas Babies Can No Longer Wed, Says Fascist Government

Bill Clinton's latest Little Rock bastard baby can no longer marry Mike Huckabee's latest Jesus baby in Arkansas, saving the world for now, but ruining Democracy in the future. On Wednesday, Arkansas Gov. Mike Beebe signed a measure repealing "a law that mistakenly allowed anyone -- even toddlers -- to marry with parental permission."

The old law read, "In order for a person who is younger than eighteen (18) years of age and who is not pregnant to obtain a marriage license, the person must provide the county clerk with evidence of parental consent to the marriage." This allowed anyone who was not pregnant to marry with parental permission, creating a bull market for dowry negotiations within trailer parks.

Babies can now marry at 17, so 12-year-old Chelsea Clinton will have to wait another five years to still be 12 years old and still unmarried.

 Toddlers can no longer marry in Arkansas [AP]