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Now you just have to move to someplace that isn't downwind of it.

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ISIS wants uber-religious nuts, who insist their religion is the one everybody else should observe, openly toting around automatic weapons to intimidate the populace? The GOP is doing the job for them.

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Huh . . . that actually looked good for about two minutes, and then IncensedDebate changed it.

Let's see how this holds up:

Can't have white spaces in the url. You have to replace each one with %20: /search?hl=en&q=latest%20polls%20cotton%20pryor

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"Voters are hopelessly stupid " is an axiom. You don't have to prove it.

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Not to mention that shit blows up here fairly regularly (like Texas's uninspected hazardous storage sites and derailed trains), so no need for bombs - and there have been 2 beheadings in something like 2 months (one was a selfie, and how the hell . . . ). What the hell do we need ISIS for?

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NEVAR FORGET ALL THE BEHEADED CORPSES IN THE DESERT!!1

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Where you'll be Ebola-ed, then gay married and finally beheaded.

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The language of terror, of course.

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Push-button guillotine?

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I believe the Indie pop band ISIS is playing at the Austin City Limits music festival on Saturday.

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<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=qDLXIWlJhKM" target="_blank">Wu-Tang Clang ain't nothing to fuck with</a>

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The only thing missing is an island fortress headquarters.

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My office is located directly on top of the former AWH. When the wind blows a certain way you can detect a faint smell of beer, piss and sweet humbolt gold in the air.

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Pig Latin, to bamboozle Homeland Security.

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Hog farms and banjo music will keep ISIS at bay and you can bet them Messicans are not going to let ISIS kill their cash cows,good lawd these folks are fucking stupid

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You could ask them, but I think they're having too much fun with that chicken.

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