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Poor describes more than half of Arkansas.

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"Paul Ryan is beatifically smiling"

You mistyped "Furiously masturbating"

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I know, she's helpful like that....

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She was just trying to help you learn to hunt!

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Their beliefs have little to with compassion or empathy and everything to do with control.

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Well, the victim would probably be dear to someone, so I guess the tag fits. I mean, we expect bad spelling from WingNuts.

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Why?

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That is a lot of ass to whoop. A lot!

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Well, if they pay doctors directly, where’s the gritting opportunity?

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And overestimate “awareness”

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Of Santorum

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No shooting, that’s for game and uppity browns, now ass-whooping, that could easily be arranged

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He’d just put “working on my golf swing “

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Any story with “rodent”,” East End” and “ER visit” really needs a Lifetime episode starring Richard Gere

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As the Invisible Sky Wizard intended

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