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DoILookAmused2u?  MΏ-R3s1st0r's avatar

Poor describes more than half of Arkansas.

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AlexDeGruven's avatar

"Paul Ryan is beatifically smiling"

You mistyped "Furiously masturbating"

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RandomNameAllocated's avatar

I know, she's helpful like that....

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Trip Space-Parasite's avatar

She was just trying to help you learn to hunt!

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Maybe's avatar

Their beliefs have little to with compassion or empathy and everything to do with control.

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Maybe's avatar

Well, the victim would probably be dear to someone, so I guess the tag fits. I mean, we expect bad spelling from WingNuts.

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EdR's avatar

Why?

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EdR's avatar

That is a lot of ass to whoop. A lot!

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Well, if they pay doctors directly, where’s the gritting opportunity?

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

And overestimate “awareness”

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Of Santorum

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

No shooting, that’s for game and uppity browns, now ass-whooping, that could easily be arranged

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

He’d just put “working on my golf swing “

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Army Recruitment Command does not approve this comment

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Any story with “rodent”,” East End” and “ER visit” really needs a Lifetime episode starring Richard Gere

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

As the Invisible Sky Wizard intended

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