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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I cannot believe this is the THIRD TIME TODAY for this: She seems stupid. Jaybus, Wonkette, can we have some damn kittens now please? I'm runnin' out of vodka.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"Some of my customers left.

(can you blame them?)

Yes, yes I can. Aren't you people supposed to be some kind of superheroes of the common weal...giants who stride the nation with a tied-down Gat on the leg, bullets in the pocket, a song on your lips, and Jesus in your heart? Two dudes of a darker hue who don't even have guns show up and you run away like a whiny little titty baby?

'

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"Here missy...try this fully automatic firearm. I'll stand right behind you"

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Sexy, sane, smart...pick two.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Yes, but just like with the bikers, leave the colors at home.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Violence in the afterlife doesn't count.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Now, if you really wanted to make Arkansinian heads explode, open a combo mosque/Muslims Only shooting range.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Then there were all the non-believers in the Old Testament that were killed, raped, etc, etc for failing to believe in Jehovah, on direct orders from the Big Guy himself. But that's different.

bobbert's avatar

That's the Bootsy bass line, right?

bobbert's avatar

You don't see a lot of Asherites around anymore, do ya?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Don't stick your dick in crazy, son.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

So I think we can agree on the browns, then?

PubOption's avatar

Her arm looks as jaundiced as her opinions.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

I got a couple of <a href="http:\/\/gatherer.wizards.com\/pages\/Card\/Details.aspx\?printed=true&amp\;multiverseid=129643" target="_blank">these</a>. I can loan you one.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Yup. Neo-Confederates too. They get a discount on Jefferson Davis' birthday.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Well, she certainly seems to have the stability necessary to be handling dozens of deadly weapons...