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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I cannot believe this is the THIRD TIME TODAY for this: She seems stupid. Jaybus, Wonkette, can we have some damn kittens now please? I'm runnin' out of vodka.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"Some of my customers left.

(can you blame them?)

Yes, yes I can. Aren't you people supposed to be some kind of superheroes of the common weal...giants who stride the nation with a tied-down Gat on the leg, bullets in the pocket, a song on your lips, and Jesus in your heart? Two dudes of a darker hue who don't even have guns show up and you run away like a whiny little titty baby?

'

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"Here missy...try this fully automatic firearm. I'll stand right behind you"

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Sexy, sane, smart...pick two.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Yes, but just like with the bikers, leave the colors at home.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Violence in the afterlife doesn't count.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Now, if you really wanted to make Arkansinian heads explode, open a combo mosque/Muslims Only shooting range.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Then there were all the non-believers in the Old Testament that were killed, raped, etc, etc for failing to believe in Jehovah, on direct orders from the Big Guy himself. But that's different.

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bobbert's avatar

That's the Bootsy bass line, right?

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bobbert's avatar

You don't see a lot of Asherites around anymore, do ya?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Don't stick your dick in crazy, son.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

So I think we can agree on the browns, then?

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PubOption's avatar

Her arm looks as jaundiced as her opinions.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

I got a couple of <a href="http:\/\/gatherer.wizards.com\/pages\/Card\/Details.aspx\?printed=true&amp\;multiverseid=129643" target="_blank">these</a>. I can loan you one.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Yup. Neo-Confederates too. They get a discount on Jefferson Davis' birthday.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Well, she certainly seems to have the stability necessary to be handling dozens of deadly weapons...

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