In a world where scary Muslims are cutting off heads every few minutes, and where scary Muslims are also just generally being scary all the time, it only makes sense to be scared of Muslims, and to keep your business safe from them. That's why Jan Morgan, owner of the Gun Cave Indoor Firing Range in Hot Springs, Arkansas, has
I cannot believe this is the THIRD TIME TODAY for this: She seems stupid. Jaybus, Wonkette, can we have some damn kittens now please? I'm runnin' out of vodka.
Yes, yes I can. Aren't you people supposed to be some kind of superheroes of the common weal...giants who stride the nation with a tied-down Gat on the leg, bullets in the pocket, a song on your lips, and Jesus in your heart? Two dudes of a darker hue who don't even have guns show up and you run away like a whiny little titty baby?
Then there were all the non-believers in the Old Testament that were killed, raped, etc, etc for failing to believe in Jehovah, on direct orders from the Big Guy himself. But that's different.
I got a couple of <a href="http:\/\/gatherer.wizards.com\/pages\/Card\/Details.aspx\?printed=true&amp\;multiverseid=129643" target="_blank">these</a>. I can loan you one.
I cannot believe this is the THIRD TIME TODAY for this: She seems stupid. Jaybus, Wonkette, can we have some damn kittens now please? I&#039;m runnin&#039; out of vodka.
&quot;Some of my customers left.
(can you blame them?)
Yes, yes I can. Aren&#039;t you people supposed to be some kind of superheroes of the common weal...giants who stride the nation with a tied-down Gat on the leg, bullets in the pocket, a song on your lips, and Jesus in your heart? Two dudes of a darker hue who don&#039;t even have guns show up and you run away like a whiny little titty baby?
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&quot;Here missy...try this fully automatic firearm. I&#039;ll stand right behind you&quot;
Sexy, sane, smart...pick two.
Yes, but just like with the bikers, leave the colors at home.
Violence in the afterlife doesn&#039;t count.
Now, if you really wanted to make Arkansinian heads explode, open a combo mosque/Muslims Only shooting range.
Then there were all the non-believers in the Old Testament that were killed, raped, etc, etc for failing to believe in Jehovah, on direct orders from the Big Guy himself. But that&#039;s different.
That&#039;s the Bootsy bass line, right?
You don&#039;t see a lot of Asherites around anymore, do ya?
Don&#039;t stick your dick in crazy, son.
So I think we can agree on the browns, then?
Her arm looks as jaundiced as her opinions.
I got a couple of <a href="http:\/\/gatherer.wizards.com\/pages\/Card\/Details.aspx\?printed=true&amp\;multiverseid=129643" target="_blank">these</a>. I can loan you one.
Yup. Neo-Confederates too. They get a discount on Jefferson Davis&#039; birthday.
Well, she certainly seems to have the stability necessary to be handling dozens of deadly weapons...