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Vienna Woods's avatar

And more of a jerk after last week's episode.

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The Quirk's avatar

Jack Lord's hair and cheekbones were too good for this creep.

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

Liebling has a story about Earl Long that ends with a justice of the Louisiana Supreme Court and a state senator lying under Earl's car outside Schwegmann's, tying the trunk down with that cord the ladies use to tie back the sash curtains. The senator turns to the judge and says "I wonder what the governors of the other 49 states are doing right now?" Perhaps we should stop before the rest of the Wonketariat reaches that level of bemusement.

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

Have you been eating dough again?

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

Or 'an asylum of' (loons, the birds).

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

Big Joan told me.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>we’re not going to allow minorities to run roughshod over what you people believe in!</i>

I strongly encourage all Repigs to use these exact words every chance they get.

We all know they're thinking it, anyways.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Most homeowners associations?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Too bad none of these goobers know how to use teh google, or they'd realize George Bush hosted a Ramadan dinner all eight years of his presidency, including the one a couple months after 9/11

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Big Government - Boooo!!!

Big Brother - Yaaaaay!!!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

a dentist amongst the toothless...

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Fartknocker's avatar

So Meemah had a son who grew up to be politician? Once again another Republican screaming about small government yet sucking the tits of the taxpayer.

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PsycWench's avatar

This must be Idiotic State Senator Day. You're going to be busy, real busy.

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PsycWench's avatar

If there's one thing minorities are bad about doing, it's that running roughshod. Of course other white people are freaking out that they will be the minority in the future. They must not know about the running roughshod part.

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PsycWench's avatar

<i>And your values is not going to save us. </i>

They isn't, is they?

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